Muffin’s Fun Time! #20

Hi everyone! 😻 It me, Muffin,😺 and I back again with more fun funnies for friends! Ooooh, it cold again today, even though sun is shining. Too cold out on balcony room even though I like it cooler. But not that cooler! It colder than sitting in fridge room. That room is very small and my human keep food in there. Not sure why he do that, but he does. He does lots of strange things. Like putting shoes on feet when he go outside. He already have socks on feet, but he put shoes on too. Very strange. Then he kick my water dish and say, “the water went all over the floor”. What else he expect to happen when he kick my water dish? He think maybe water going to fly up in air and land back into water dish? Very strange. Oh well, here is funnies for you…

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SCHOOL FUNNIES

Father: How were the exam questions?
Son: Easy.
Father: Then why look so unhappy?
Son: The questions didn’t give me any trouble, just the answers!

Teacher: Where was the Magna Carta signed?
Student: At the bottom.

Teacher: What are you going to be when you get out of school?
Student: An old man!

Father: What did you learn in school today?
Son: Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!

Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
A: To reach the high notes.

Q: What’s the worst thing you’re likely to find in the school cafeteria?
A: The food!

Teacher: “Why are you late on the first day of school?”
Student: “I saw a sign that said, ‘School Ahead: Go Slow.'”

Why is 2 + 2 = 5 like your left foot? It’s not right.

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Sorry I haven’t gotten anything done today. I’ve been in the Produce Department trying to open this stupid plastic bag.

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A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.

She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. She read, “And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: ‘Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?”

The teacher paused then asked the class: “And what do you think the man said?”

One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly, “I think the man would have said, ‘Well, what do ya know?! A talking pig!”

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If cats could text you back, they would not.

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After cleaning his patient’s teeth, the dentist accompanied the five year old boy to the reception area, only to see him struggle with the oak door.

“It’s heavy, isn’t it?” asked the dentist.

“Yes,” he said. “Is that so children can’t escape?”

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It’s bad luck to be superstitious.

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Think about this: Every time you clean something, you make something else dirty.

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That all for today everyone! Have very nice week to you!

Muffin. 😽

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