For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi, hi to everyone!π» I hope all of you having fun Monday! There were big huge monster storms around here yesterday and that was very scary for little me. I not like big huge monster storms, too much lightning things and way way way too much thunders!! Oh, I keeping my fun post short today, hope you not mind, but because today is special day I not want my human to do much for me today. I want to do lots for him instead. So I tell him to buy himself a new plant from me, but make sure it one that is safe for me to eat, in case I get hungry for midnight snack. Yumm!πΉπ Here is funnies for you today…
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About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
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What’s the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
To hold cows together.
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I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home. So, I threw him out. I hate visitors.
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“What’s your father’s occupation?” asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year.
“He’s a magician, Ma’am” said the new boy.
“How interesting. What’s his favorite trick?”
“He saws people in half.”
“Wow! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?”
“One half brother and two half sisters.”
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I like to make lists. I also like to leave lists on the kitchen counter and then guess whatβs on the list when I get to the store. Fun game. (that my human for sure!πΉ)
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Well, that all for today everyone, have nicest week to all of you!
Muffin. π½
Β©2025 Muffin McLeod.
Always a delight to catch up to Muffin’s fun time. Hmm, I’ve ventured to the grocery store a couple of times without my list (MIA). Sometimes my memory ain’t so good.
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Hi human Richard! My human forget list lots of times, including this morning! But today I tell him it okay, after all, he year older today!πΉπ
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Your human isnβt the only one that likes lists Muffin
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Yep, he like to make lists, but he often leave list at home!πΉπ
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I remember to take mine with me!
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Yep, that best way to do it!πΉπΊ
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Leave the list at home …yep
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hehehe!πΉ My human good at that one! I not mind, as long as he remember my food!πΉπΌ
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HAHAHAHAHA
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Muffin, tell your human, Happy Birthday!!!
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Oh, me do that, thanking you so much for kind words!πΊπ₯³
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Happy birthday to your human, Muffin! π₯³π₯π
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Oh, me thanking you and I tell him real quick like!πΊπ₯³
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