Muffin’s Funnies! #34

Hi, hi to all of you on this bright, sunshiny, warm, bemeowtiful, meowvelous Monday!😻 I hope you all doing well today. I back again with more fun funnies for you all to enjoy. He tell me that when he walk past rack of shirts, one shirt jump off rack and onto floor, all by itself. I say he push it off rack. He say he not push it off rack. I tell him shirts not jump by themselves, need help. He say maybe bird push it off rack. I ask if he saw bird. He say no, but he also not see shirt jump off rack, so it possible. That when my ears wiggle and I bite back of leg.😼 He then jump around apartment going wow wow wow wow wow. He say no, he go ow ow ow ow ow. Same difference.😹 Anyway, here is funnies for you…

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A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, “How many of you love your husband?” All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked, “When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?” Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn’t remember. The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband: “I love you, sweetheart.”

Next the women were instructed to exchange phones with another woman and read aloud the text message they received in response to their message.

Below are hilarious 12 replies. If you have been married for quite a while, you understand that these replies are a sign of true love… Who else would reply in such a succinct and honest way?

1. Who is this?

2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?

3. Yeah, and I love you too. What’s wrong?

4. What now? Did you wreck the car again?

5. I don’t understand what you mean?

6. What did you do now?

8. Don’t beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?

9. Am I dreaming?

10. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.

11. I thought we agreed you wouldn’t drink during the day.

12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn’t she?

Kinda tugs at the heart, doesn’t it?!

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I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don’t have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

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I just read a book about the psychology of camping. It was in tents.

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Gravity is studied a lot because it’s a very attractive field.

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If you have ever had to wait in a doctor’s office for what it seems is like an eternity – you will appreciate this story.

A doctor tells the story when he was having one of those days when he wondered whether he should have stayed in bed. He was running late on his appointments and had a headache. 

He got a surprise when he entered the next examining room. He opened the door with a little less than his usual enthusiasm only to find that his next patient had set him up. He had stretched out on the  examining table and taken the sheet provided on the table and pulled it over his body and head and had stuck a sign on his chest that simply stated: “TOO LATE!”

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I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.

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Well, that all for today everyone, thank you for reading, I hope you have very good day today!

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