For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Good morning to everyone! It is another chilly morning here. Yesterday it warmed up a bit and snowed another couple of inches (5cm). Now back to the cold. But perhaps Chester can warm us with some of his humor today!
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RULES FOR FREQUENT FLIERS
1. No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight.
2. If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal.
3. If you arrive very early for a flight, it inevitably will be delayed.
4. Flights never leave from Gate #1 at any terminal in the world.
5. If you must work on your flight, you will experience turbulence as soon as you touch pen to paper. Or start to drink your coffee. Or try to type on your laptop.
6. If you are assigned a middle seat, you can determine who has the seats on the aisle and the window while you are still in the boarding area. Just find the two largest passengers.
7. Only passengers seated in window seats ever have to get up to go to the bathroom.
8. The crying baby on board your flight is always seated next to you.
9. The less carry-on luggage space available on an aircraft, the more carry-on luggage passengers will bring aboard.
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I’d grow my own food if only I could find bacon seeds.
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I think my wife has been putting superglue on my water gun collection. She denies it but I’m sticking to my guns.
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I think people who use the wrong word should have the humidity to admit it.
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If I had 50 cents for every math test I failed, I’d have $7.20.
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I don’t think it’s fair that only roosters can start the day screaming.
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That is all from Chester today, he was quite busy this morning sweeping snow off the bird feeder again! Hope all of you have a marvelous Monday and God bless!
Steve, Muffin and Chester.
©2022 Steve McLeod.
Denise wanted an early bedtime, all the activity has kind of worn her out. However, I showed her a picture of Mack Carver after dinner, just to see if she knew this man or not. Her eyes got real big when she looked at his photo. “That is Max Barbeau!” she exclaimed, “yet you say his name is Mack Carver?” “Yes,” I said, “he is a jewel thief that stole a large number of jewels around 30 years ago, and also killed a guard at the same time. He was caught and sent to prison, but was released about 4 months ago.”
“That is about the time my husband was killed,” she said quietly, “I must make a confession. I always thought my husband was mixed up in something wrong, but never knew what. That day he was killed, he told me that he was off to see an old friend he had not seen in 30 years. That could have been this Mack person.” “Yes, I, um,” I stopped.
“Now listen here young man, I do not want you keeping secrets from me. If you know something, I want you to tell me about it. Do not worry about my feelings either. I want to know everything.” “Okay,” I said, “your husband did meet Mack Carver at a cafe. They argued about something, then he got up to leave. That is when he was shot. I believe he was deliberately shot because he would not give the jewels to Mack. That lost puppy of yours holds the clue.
I think there is a map, or directions, inside telling where those jewels were hidden. That note I received today was a warning from this Mack to stay away from this chateau.” “Oh my,” she said, “you will not leave me alone, will you?” “No, of course not,” said Sky, smiling at her, “we will stay as long as it takes to get this solved.” “But I want you to stay away from that door from now on,” I said, “let one of us answer the door if someone comes, please.”
“Alright, I will do that,” she said, “and I certainly will not sell my chateau to him!” “Actually, I know someone who would love to buy your chateau,” I said, “and he would be very happy to give you a fair price for it too.” “Yes,” Sky chimed in, “my husband and I have fallen in love with your chateau, and we think it would be a wonderful place to raise our family.” That surprised me a bit, actually, a lot, but I quickly played along with it.
“Um, yes, that is so true,” I said, “we just need you to give us a price that is fair for you, then you would be able to move into that flat you had told us about.” “Oh my, oh my!” she exclaimed, her face just glowing, “I am so happy! I was just thinking at dinner that it would be so nice to have someone like you two buy my chateau. And do not worry, I refuse to sell it at one of those high prices I have seen for other chateaux.
I know how hard it is to get started at your age. How long have you been married?” “Well, actually,” said Sky, “um, just this morning.” “Oh my, oh my!” she exclaimed again, “this is your wedding night, and I am taking up your time like this. I will go to bed so you can be alone, we will talk about things tomorrow.” “Um, thank you,” I said. We had already arranged for Tracy and Sephira, plus the cats, to stay with Denise at night, that way they can take turns staying awake to watch. We do not want anything to happen to her now.
She has a large bedroom, so it was easy to bring an extra bed in for the girls to use. And Denise was so happy to have the cats sleep with her, she absolutely adores them. We put our alarms on all the doors downstairs and made sure all the windows were locked throughout the chateau. Denise has her bedroom on the top floor, and that is where Sky and I have our bedroom too. We wanted to be close at hand.
The other girls, plus Benson and Carine are sleeping on the main floor. I called Baldwin to tell him what was going on. “You are going to buy the chateau?” he asked, “and what will you use for money?” “Well, we thought…” began Sky. “We thought we could use part of our retirement fund. This place is a good investment, it is in excellent condition. But it would need some upgrades, like bulletproof glass, and a few other things.”
“Which would be a great wedding present,” chimed in Sky. “You are not even married yet!” said Baldwin. “But we will be,” said Sky, giving me a rather firm look. I lay in bed thinking. “Obviously Mack did not find that puppy,” I said, “or he would have been back already looking for those jewels.” “Go to sleep Steve,” said Sky…
To Be Continued.
©2022 Steve McLeod.