Good morning and welcome back to fun on Monday morning! Grover has been looking all week for just the right funnies to share with us, and here is his selection…

What’s the difference between a cheapskate and a canoe? A canoe will sometimes tip.

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Teacher: “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?”

Student: “One dollar.”

Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.”

Student: “You don’t know my father!”

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Life is too short to waste time matching socks.

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A dog accepts you as the boss. A cat wants to see your resume.

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Paul: What are you making?

Arthur: A brilliant new invention.

Paul: Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Arthur: Go ahead and laugh. They laughed at Edison, they laughed at Bell,
they laughed at Geck.

Paul: Who’s Geck?

Arthur: You mean you never heard of Charles Geck?

Paul: No, what did he invent?

Arthur: Nothing, but they sure laughed at him.

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I have friends who exercise every day. I’m watching a TV show I don’t like
because the remote fell on the floor.

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And there we have it for today! I hope you were able to enjoy a laugh or two. Have a great Monday everyone and God bless!

Steve, Muffin and Grover.

©2022 Steve McLeod.