For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Well, things do go smoothly for our teams at the Black Swan, no one was killed and only a few with minor injuries from fighting. I was a bit concerned before that perhaps we would be counter attacked here at the hotel, but all of Dinah’s men, which numbered 10, were killed. Some of Tobias’ men were killed and the rest were arrested, along with Tobias himself. He was charged with sex trafficking and crooked gambling. His men were charged with various offences, though none were very serious.
Most likely won’t even get any jail time. Except for Tobias. He will be in prison for a long time no doubt. We found out later that a cousin of his will be managing the Black Swan while Tobias is “away”. Hannah, who has some excellent contacts in Brazil and Argentina, got the word out quickly that Dinah and her men had been killed. So, when the others who were supposed to come and join Dinah in Vegas heard that news, they decided to stay home. After all, who is going to pay them now?
Dinah had no one ready to take over her operations if something should happen to her. Guess she wasn’t expecting to die any time soon. Meanwhile, for us back at the hotel. It took me a while to explain things to Celestine, I had to keep stopping due to choking up a bit while talking. Angel showed her how she disappeared, and I did too. But, finally, I was nearing the end of my explanations and I turned to Celestine and apologized for keeping these things secret, especially since she was being so open and honest with me and taking the time to help me like she did.
I was a total stranger and she just took time off work, gave me a place to stay and gave me such amazing counsel which really turned things around for me. “And in return I lied to you by not telling you the total truth about myself,” I said, with tears streaming down my cheeks. “Steve, I think you’re an amazing man,” she said, “and I don’t think you were lying to me, you were just following the rules, which is something you should do, most of the time anyway.
However, there are times when it’s okay to break the rules. Like right now. Jennifer might get mad at me for doing this, but you have done so much for me, more than I ever did for you, so I’m gonna do this anyway.” The girls went “oooooo”, “ahhhhhh”. The cats meowed, “Wow, that a super long one!” Suddenly there was a familiar voice. “Oh my, I always seem to come along when you’re kissing one of the girls,” said Jennifer, “I just don’t know what I’m going to do with you Steve.”
Celestine and I quickly stopped kissing and looked at Jennifer. She was standing at the door smiling at us. “Oh, I’m sorry Jennifer, don’t be mad at Steve, please,” pleaded Celestine, “it was all my fault, I kissed Steve, he didn’t kiss me, so please blame me instead…” That was as far as she got when Jennifer stopped her. “Yes, I could see that Steve was struggling to push you away from him,” she said. “He was?” asked Misty. For some reason that made Celestine and Jennifer laugh.
Loud and long. Misty sighed. “I think I must have missed something again,” she said. That got Aasta and Angel laughing too. I got up and went over to sit with Misty and she curled up on my lap with her head on my shoulder. “Feel better?” I asked. “Yep, thank you,” she said. “We’ll soon be home again,” I said, “and you will have your den.” “Yep,” she said. “You need to make it a bit bigger,” I said, “that way if you want a hidden nap, then you have enough room.”
“Me, or you?” she asked. “Well, maybe me sometimes,” I said, “you don’t mind sharing, do you?” “Nope,” she said, “but we don’t have anymore wood, or nails.” “I can supply that for you,” I said, “there’s lots of left over wood in our garage. Nails too.” “I didn’t think we could take that,” she replied. “You can’t,” I said, “but I can.” I smiled at her. “You’re the best older brother,” she said. “They are not laughing at you,” I said, “just at what you said.”
“Yeah, I know,” she said, “but now I get to cuddle with you.” “Sneak,” I said. “Sneaked cuddles are the best,” she said. A little later. “Did Steve introduce you to Courage too?” Jennifer asked Celestine. “Nope, he didn’t,” she said, “is that another one of the cats?” “A cat with a difference,” I said, “I was going to introduce you to him, but we got sort of, um, sidetracked. Okay Angel, bring out Courage.” “Is Courage your cat?” Celestine asked Angel. “Well, actually, I am Courage,” she said.
She then got down on her hands and knees and right away Courage was in front of us. Celestine’s eyes got real big at that one. Courage came over to the bed and Celestine reached over and hugged him. “It’s a real lion, but huge!” she exclaimed. Soon we were all heading back home. The Black Swan was now a police investigation, so we had to leave. Mandar decided to tell Richard about his family, but he just told Richard that his family had been killed by Dinah.
He gave Richard time off from work to deal with this tragedy. Vlora, who had wanted to come back to us, decided to stay with Mandar for now and help him out. So, she is now number 3 at Mandar Corporation and she is perfect for the position. She has been with Mandar for a long time and is completely trustworthy. We had 5 of our girls end up with minor injuries and one of the guys, which is not bad at all.
It is good to be back home again though. That was a rather stressful case. It didn’t take long for Misty to remind me about their den. So, one day I took her to the garage to get wood and nails, plus a hammer, she had used a rock before, which didn’t work so good. We added another room, for the naps and Celestine made curtains to divide the two rooms.
Anyway, the case is over, and sure didn’t turn out to be what we expected. Alfred looked at the gems that Jennifer took from Tobias and oddly enough he knew nothing about them. Guess that means we will keep them. Now we can relax and wait for the next case to come along.
The End. A new case will begin soon. ©2025 Steve McLeod.
Hi everyone and Happy Monday to all my favorite human people!😻 Also, Meow, meow to all my favorite cat people too! It nice and sunny day, but cold. Not nice for sitting on balcony room today. Sunshine is nice, but air is much too cold. I tell my human to turn up heat on balcony room. He say can’t do that because balcony room is outside. I look at him. I tell him maybe he make bonfire. He say that not allowed. I tell him to buy heater to put out there to make it warmer. He say that not work because it out in open, heat just go away. I tell him to put up blanket to keep heat inside, but he say then there is no sunshine. I look at him. Now we have new look in here, red spots on carpet.😹🙄 Oh well, here is funnies for today…
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FAMOUS LAST WORDS
> Don’t turn it on yet, it’s not quite ready.
> Step back a bit, I can’t get you in the picture.
> Don’t worry, it’s not used any more.
> Listen, I’m taking a course in chemistry, I know what I’m doing.
> Yes, of course the elastic is strong enough.
> I wonder what happens if these two wires touch.
> I thought it tasted rather strange.
> You have driven this before, haven’t you?
> And that one over there, the red flashing one, what does that mean?
> It’s okay, I saw them do it on TV.
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So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just googling how to do things.
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A man was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in. The neighbor kept talking about chickens being great creatures, and as such they had the right to go where they wanted.
The man was having no luck keeping the chickens out of his flower beds, and he had tried everything.
Two weeks later, on a visit a friend noticed his flower beds were doing great. The flowers were beginning to bloom.
So the friend asked him how he managed to keep the birds away. “How did you make your neighbor keep his hens in his own yard?”
“One night I hid half a dozen eggs under a bush by my flower bed, and the next day I let my neighbor see me gather them. I wasn’t bothered after that.”
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I’m proud to announce that I have completed the first item on my bucket list. I have the bucket.
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A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative.
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WORDS YOU WON’T FIND IN THE DICTIONARY
Arachnoleptic fit (n.) The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.
Bozone (n.) The substance surrounding unwise people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
Caterpallor (n.) The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you’re eating.
Decaflon (n.) The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
Dopelar effect (n.) The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when you come at them rapidly.
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If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
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That all for today everyone, hope you all have a very nicest week!
Muffin. 😽 ©2025 Muffin McLeod.