Sharing Some Funnies.

Hi everyone! Just thought I would share some funnies from my collection. It’s good to have a laugh once in a while, so I hope you can get a laugh, or at least a chuckle from these. Happy reading…

It’s been a strange day! First, I found a hat full of money on the sidewalk. Then I was chased by an angry man with a guitar.

Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 5 job applicants in the room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.

If they are counting the bricks, put them in the accounts department.

If they are recounting them, put them in auditing.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in engineering.

If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in planning.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in operations.

If they are sleeping, put them in security.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in information technology.

If they are sitting idle, put them in human resources.

If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in sales.

If they have already left for the day, put them in marketing.

If they are staring out of the window, put them on strategic planning.

And last but not least…

If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Executive Management.

There we have it for today, hope you have a great day and God bless!

Steve and Muffin.

©2021 Steve McLeod.

The Investigators, Inc. The Missing Cat. Chapter 8.

We rushed around trying to make sure we didn’t leave anything behind, then off we went. One of the elevators was on the way up, hopefully we can get on the other elevator before that first one gets here. Fortunately the other elevator was just 3 floors up and it got here first so down we went to the main floor. However, we stopped at the second floor and walked down the stairs at the back of the hotel. When we got to the back door we could see police in the parking area. How did they know? As we went out the door the cats went off on their own. The police came over to us right away and…”Thwock”, “Thwock”, both officers fell to the ground. They’ll only be out for a short time however, and probably have a headache for the rest of the day.

We get in our car and we try something that we did in another case, I let Lena off at a car rental place and told her to rent a van, which she did. However, she got something a bit larger than I was thinking, but it might work good, providing we don’t have to get involved in a high speed chase. “How did the police find out about us?,” asked Lena. “I really don’t know, someone had to tip them off, that’s the only way,” I said, “but so few people knew where we would be.” Lena looked at me. “I didn’t do it, I hope you know that,” she said quietly. “Don’t worry, I don’t believe it was you,” I said, “it had to be someone on the police force and…” I started thinking of Sabine. I have seen her before, I think, but it’s her voice that really sounds familiar. But where have I heard her voice before? And even Gaston’s voice, I’ve heard him before, but where, and when? And why am I thinking of them right now?

Hey, cops are coming, we better go!

They don’t even know where we are, I don’t like doing things on their terms. I want everything done on my terms. Then I know what is going on and can make plans better. But I do need to contact them and find out how, when, and where we are going to make this exchange of the Jade Cat. And how the police can finally catch them…wait, that’s it! “Muffin, come here for a minute,” I said to her. She came over and I whispered to her. Her ears went straight up and she looked at me with big eyes. Then the cats went in the back of this huge van, which is more like a big moving truck. Oh well. “Where are we going?”, asked Lena, “this is getting close to where I live.”

We have to leave now? I hungry now, need food!

“That’s where we are going,” I said, “but just a little farther than your place, remember that old abandoned house you pointed out to me? That’s our destination.” “But the police are likely watching my place, and have probably checked that abandoned place already,” she said. “That’s right, they would have already checked the abandoned place, which means they are not likely going to check it again soon,” I said, “and they won’t expect us to use a place so close to yours.” “Hmm, you might be right about that,” she admitted. We kept driving right past her place but never saw any activity around there, but as we got closer to the abandoned place I could see someone walking around and there was now a realtor sign out front.

An old pic of this place, even back then it looked abandoned. That big octagonal building is still standing, maybe we can hide there.

So I just kept on driving until we came to a little used road. I turned down there and drove for a bit until coming to a very abandoned house, not much left of it really. I had to back up a bit, then turned into what was once the driveway and drove around to the back of the place. Because of all the long grass it was easy to see no one else had been here for a very long time. Unfortunately it was easy to see where I had driven through the grass with the truck. But by using the broom that was in the truck I was able to get the grass standing a little better once more. We might be safe here for awhile, I hope. We went inside, it was completely empty and not too safe looking. “Are you sure we should stay here?”, asked Lena, “this house looks like it’s ready to fall down.” “We’ll stay here for awhile, until we figure out what to do,” I said. The cats come running over, meow,meow.=police outside looking around.

To Be Continued.

Pictures of Mr. Cat are kindly supplied by his human, Nina.

Previous chapters can be found on my home page under “The Investigators, Inc.” And other stories can be found under “20/20 Investigations, Inc.”

©2021 Steve McLeod.