For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi, hi to all of you on this sunny, cloudy Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday in the middle of the week day! 😻 My human got whole thing mixed up this week. I tell him this supposed to be done on Monday day, but does he do it on Monday day? NO! So he say sorry and going to do it on Tuesday day. Does he do it on Tuesday day? NO! He say day go by too fast and he too busy with other things. What other things? He get stuck in bedroom closet digging out Christmas decorations. Oh, it Christmas already? I not get any cards yet, how it could be Christmas if I not get any cards? He say lots of time yet, Christmas still weeks away yet. Then why you dig out Christmas decorations? Because Christmas almost here and need to get busy decorating. I swish tail a few times. 😾 My humans eyes get big. 😱 Soon he run to bathroom to get bandages. Today he do my funnies post. I like when we have those discussions, they get results. hehehehe!😹
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MIND GAMES DOGS PLAY WITH THEIR HUMANS
Part 2
6. When out for a walk, alternate between choking and coughing every time a strange human walks by.
7. Make your own rules. Don’t always bring back the stick when playing fetch with the humans. Make them go and chase it once in a while.
8. Hide from your humans. When your humans come home, don’t greet them at the door. Instead, hide from them, and make them think something terrible has happened to you. (Don’t reappear until one of your humans is panic-stricken and close to tears).
9. When your human calls you to come back in, always take your time. Walk as slowly as possible back to the door. This works especially good in the winter.
10. Wake up one hour before the alarm clock is set to go off and make the humans take you out for your morning pee. As soon as you get back inside, fall asleep. (Humans can rarely fall back asleep after going outside, this will drive them nuts!)
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The new librarian decided that instead of checking out children’s books by writing the names of borrowers on the book cards herself, she would have the youngsters sign their own names. She would then tell them they were signing a “Contract” for returning the books on time.
Her first customer was a second grader, who looked surprised to see a new librarian. He brought four books to the desk and shoved them across to the librarian, giving her his name as he did so.
The librarian pushed the books back and told him to sign them out. The boy laboriously printed his name on each book card and then handed them to her with a look of utter disgust.
Before the librarian could even start her speech he said, scornfully, “That other librarian we had could write.”
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What’s worse than a box full of deadly spiders? A box that WAS full of deadly spiders.
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COFFEE: A person who is coughed upon.
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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
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I went shopping today in Walmart and was behind a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He had his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, cookies, all sorts of things.
The granddad is saying in a calm, controlled voice: “Easy, William, we won’t be long… easy, boy.”
Another outburst followed, and I heard the granddad say again: “It’s okay, William. Just a couple more minutes and we’ll be out of here. Hang in there, boy.”
At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the cart. Granddad still stays cool: “William, William, relax buddy, don’t get upset. We’ll be home in five minutes, stay cool, William.”
I was seriously impressed, so I followed them out to the parking lot. As he was loading the groceries and the boy into the car, I said, “It’s none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don’t know how you did it. That whole time, you kept your composure. No matter how loud and disruptive little William was. He is very lucky to have you as his granddad.”
“Thanks,” said the Granddad. “But I am William. The spoiled brat’s name is Kevin.”
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That all for today everyone, I hope all of you have a very nice day!
Muffin. 😽 ©2025 Muffin McLeod.
As we pulled into the parking lot of the hotel, Soleil said something that caught my attention right away. She asked me if Mrs. Hickman was still at the house when we went there. I told everyone to stay in the car, we were now using the limousine. “Who is Mrs. Hickman?” I asked. “She’s a lady that has been living with us for the last 6 months,” she replied, “I think she just wants grandma’s money. She always says how she needs money for this and that, so grandma gives it to her.
Grandma keeps saying she has lots of money and wants to help people. But I don’t believe Mrs. Hickman’s stories. She also told grandma that I could make a lot of money as an escort at that nightclub. She said because I’m pretty that I would gets lots of big tips from people. Grandma and me didn’t know what an escort was, so she told us it was just a new name for a waitress. But that isn’t true! Finally one night Beau came to my bedroom, put tape over my mouth and tied me up.
Then he took me to that terrible man, Francois, who gave Beau 1,000 euros for bringing me to him. He also gave Beau a job as a security man, since Beau is big and strong. Poor grandma, if she doesn’t take her medicine properly she will get all confused and could hurt herself!” “How old is this Mrs. Hickman?” I asked. “I’m not sure,” she said, “probably in her early 40s, though her hair is quite gray. She is quite athletic and can run very fast, unlike grandma who is chubby and can’t move fast doing anything.” She giggled at that point.
“Sky, who is in the room with you?” I asked. “Kristina, Beryan, Engla and Mary,” she said. “Search the older woman for listening devices, trackers and weapons, please,” I said. “Uh, right, shall do,” she replied, sounding a bit surprised. “What are you doing my dear?” asked Mary. “We need to search you for listening devices or trackers,” said Sky nicely. “Oh, don’t be silly,” she replied, “I don’t even know what those things are.” “It’s just standard procedure,” said Sky, “otherwise people can find us and maybe kill someone.” “Well, I’m not going to let you search me, like, like, some criminal!” she retorted.
Suddenly Sky appeared in the car with us. “Steve, this isn’t nice of you to do this to me,” she said. “Sorry, it needs to be done,” I said, “she isn’t who she seems to be.” Sky disappeared again. “Um, how did that woman do that?” asked Soleil. “I’m sorry, but that needs to remain a secret for now,” I said, “but I will explain later.” “Okay, I know Ms. Kat told me you are private investigators,” she said, “so you have secrets.” “Just call her Kat,” said Jennifer. Now Soleil looked more confused and Jennifer smiled.
“I’m Kat’s twin sister,” she said, “my name is Jennifer.” “Oh wow, you two are identical twins!” she exclaimed. “Yes, even my husband has trouble telling us apart at times,” she said smiling. Back in the hotel some fun was happening as Sky and Kristina searched Mary and found a listening device, a small knife and a small gun. She wouldn’t talk after all that. She also had quite an athletic build, definitely not chubby, Sky relayed to me. Obviously we had Mrs. Hickman, not Mary. So, where is Mary?
That answer is also obvious, Francois has her. And this could mean she will be killed. Soleil confirmed it was Mrs. Hickman we had, once we arrived at our room. Soleil also told us some things she had to endure at the nightclub. She was indeed a waitress at the start, in the back room, where the waitresses were topless and for certain groups they were not allowed to wear anything. If she complained, then Francois would slap her hard, or sometimes Beau would do it and he slapped even harder, leaving her cheeks red and sore. Beau would just laugh and tell her to grow up.
That’s when we learned that she was 17 and Beau was 19, opposite to what we were told. She also said the youngest girl working at the club was 15, she was always scared, just like Soleil. The girls were locked in their rooms when not working. The man Kat caught with Soleil paid a lot of money to be her first man. I wondered if that 15 year old girl was given to that man instead of Soleil. I asked if Soleil thought the girl might want to get out of that club. “She sure would!” exclaimed Soleil, “Could you get her free too?” I asked for her description, so Sky and Kat went back for the girl.
“Her name is Vivienne,” said Soleil before the girls left. They immediately went to Room 4, invisibly, but it was empty. Then they tried the next room and the door was unlocked. The same man was in there with a young woman. “Is your name Vivienne?” asked Kat. The man jumped off the bed when he saw Kat. “Y, yes, it is,” she said sobbing. “Soleil told us about you,” said Sky, “we want to take you away from here.” Vivienne jumped out of bed and ran to Sky, hugging her. “Please take me away with you!” she exclaimed. Just then two large men showed up. “Beau!” exclaimed Vivienne.
“Yeah kid,” he said, “and you are not going anywhere.” He then came toward the girls but Kat stood in his way, so he swung his fist at her, but missed. “Too slow, big Beau,” she said laughing. Then she kicked him 3 times and he fell against the wall, slumping to the floor, dead. The other man pulled his gun but Sky shot him with some electricity, killing him instantly. Then Kat went after the “client”, for the second time, and she explained to him it would be safer to stay away from this place. She then kicked him four times in the stomach, very fast, and the man fell to the floor with a loud thump!
Then they disappeared and were soon back in our hotel room. “How did we do that?” asked a very scared Vivienne. I then explained to her that we are private investigators and we have to keep some things a secret until later. That helped her to settle down. It should be said that we had already restrained Mrs. Hickman with our rubber handcuffs, including putting them around her ankles. Kat said she had to kill Beau and Soleil understood that. “He made his choice,” she said, “but where is my grandma?”
“In her grave two weeks ago, my dear,” said Mrs. Hickman as she laughed merrily. Jennifer went over and gave her a hard backhanded slap and that stopped her laughing. I had sent Kristina and some of the girls with Yves to get his family and bring them back to the hotel for safety. When they arrived, Yves recognized a car parked on the street. “That’s Pascal’s car,” he said, “we are too late.” “Not necessarily,” said Kristina, “let’s go check.” Yves was the first one out of the van. A shot was fired and Yves fell to the ground…
To Be Continued. ©2025 Steve McLeod.