Hi, hi to everyone!😻 I hope all of you having fun Monday! There were big huge monster storms around here yesterday and that was very scary for little me. I not like big huge monster storms, too much lightning things and way way way too much thunders!! Oh, I keeping my fun post short today, hope you not mind, but because today is special day I not want my human to do much for me today. I want to do lots for him instead. So I tell him to buy himself a new plant from me, but make sure it one that is safe for me to eat, in case I get hungry for midnight snack. Yumm!😹🙄 Here is funnies for you today…

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About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.

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What’s the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?

To hold cows together.

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I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home. So, I threw him out. I hate visitors.

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“What’s your father’s occupation?” asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year.

“He’s a magician, Ma’am” said the new boy.

“How interesting. What’s his favorite trick?”

“He saws people in half.”

“Wow! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?”

“One half brother and two half sisters.”

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I like to make lists. I also like to leave lists on the kitchen counter and then guess what’s on the list when I get to the store. Fun game. (that my human for sure!😹)

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Well, that all for today everyone, have nicest week to all of you!

Muffin. 😽

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