Hi everyone!😻 I back again with more fun funnies for funny Monday day! My human tell me that today is holiday. I say, oh good, where we go? He say nowhere, that vacation when we go somewhere. But you say is holiday today and holiday is when we go on vacation. But he say we not go on vacation when is only one day holiday. I say, what good is one day holiday if not go anywhere? Well, one day holiday is when we relax at home and not do something. I sit and stare at him and go blinkety blink with my eyes.😾 We do that on normal days I say to him. Now you got it! he say to me. That when I bite back of leg and we run around apartment! Wheee! We have such fun on holiday day!😹 Here is funnies for you for holiday day…

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A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a few minutes, and handed the doctor a bill for $600.

The doctor exclaimed, “This is ridiculous! I don’t even make that much as a doctor!”

The plumber grinned, “Neither did I when I was a doctor.”

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If you want the world to beat a path to your door, just try to take a nap on a Saturday afternoon.

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It’s hard to be nostalgic when you can’t remember anything.

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Two friends drove by a gas station.

The first one says, “These prices are awful. They just keep going higher!”

The second replies, “It doesn’t affect me at all. I always put in just $20 worth.”

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Just when you think you’ve won the rat race, along come faster rats.

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A clergyman, walking down a country lane, sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off.

“You look hot, my son,” said the cleric. “Why don’t you rest a moment, and I’ll give you a hand.”

“No thanks,” said the young man. “My father wouldn’t approve.”

“Don’t be silly,” the minister said. “Everyone is entitled to a break. Come and have a drink of water.”

Again the young man protested that his father would be upset.

Losing his patience just a little, the clergyman said, “Your father must be a real slave driver. Tell me where I can find him and I’ll give him a piece of my mind!”

“Well,” replied the young farmer, “you can tell him whatever you like just as soon as I get this hay off him.”

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If the front of your car says “DODGE,” do you really need a horn?

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That is all for today everyone! Have a nice week for you!

Muffin. 😽

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