For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
We had jumped into our waiting cars and drove away as quickly as we could back to the airport. Once back in the air, Cynthia looked at me. “May I ask a question?” she enquired. “Ask as many questions as you like,” I said. “Oh good!” she exclaimed, “What was the point in shooting me yesterday?” “That was in case Cramer asked for proof that you were indeed dead,” I said, “those very real bullet holes should have been enough to convince him. But for some reason he never asked for proof, kind of odd.”
“I have holes in my stomach??” she asked with a very worried look. “Yes, and they are very real looking too,” I said, “but Kat was there to make sure the bullets did not go into you. Remember that fake skin she put on you before we left?” “Yes,” she said, “it certainly feels real, but it made me look 10 pounds fatter.” “Minor detail,” I said, “that is where the holes are, not in you, so when Kat rips off that fake skin, the holes will be gone too.”
“I do not like the ‘rips off’ part,” she said, “maybe some of my real skin will come off too.” “No, it won’t,” I said, “but if you have any hair on your stomach, it will rip off too.” “Oh, stop saying ‘rip off’ please!” she said, still worried. I asked Kat to explain things better for Cynthia. “I will just rip it off,” she said. “AAAAAA!!” replied Cynthia.
“Tell you what,” I said, “I will buy you something nice because you were so cooperative and helpful on your first case. What would you like?” “That blue swimsuit I was looking at the other day,” she said smiling. “I will get you two,” I said. She gave me a big hug. “Rip it off Kat!” she said. After that big scream maybe I should get her 3 swimsuits. Oh well.
We were soon landing in South Carolina where I would meet with Rossana and other police officials about the information I had about Cramer. Kat and Jennifer came with me. “We can’t really use this information in court because of the way you, uh, found it,” said Rossana. “Yes, I know,” I replied, “but at least you have some concrete proof he is the main boss of this organization and Jenkins only works for him. Now it is up to you to get your own proof.
You know where to look, in that big safe of his. It is also full of money and drugs, though he may move that soon, so you will have to move quickly.” I did not mention Mr. B or what Matt and his team will still be doing. I warned Mr. B. to be extra careful while the police are moving in on Cramer. He did not mind waiting a little, because once Cramer is out of the way, his whole organization will be weak and easy to crush.
But he also warned me to be careful, Cramer will likely have some of his best men already in place to attack us again. We will be ready for any such attack this time. Now it was time for us to get back home and we were soon flying across the ocean once more. Sometimes I think we spend more time flying than anything else.
This new invention of Kat for making such realistic bullet holes might come in handy on other cases if we want to fake the death of someone. These are special bullets too that put the person to sleep and it really does make it look like the person is dead. Soon we were landing at the airport with another hours drive to get home. We were all looking forward to getting home again.
But, instead of our drivers taking us home, they took us to Baldwin’s office building in the city. Baldwin met us there in his armored car and we went driving around the city for some time before finally stopping at a large home in a certain part of the city. It was one of Baldwin’s safe houses. I did not like the thought of this, it means our chateau had been attacked again. Sure enough, that is what happened.
But they were able to get Sky and the girls out safely, so that made me feel better. However, our chateau had been burned, obviously the work of Cramer’s men in retaliation for burning Cramer’s chateau. Unfortunately, now we have nowhere to live, this house is too small for all of us. But the guys are away for now and they stay at Baldwin’s place anyway.
And with so many still at the clinic, we can make do, though it will still be crowded. Mandar has a small office building he is not using, so he is having that renovated for us, it will make a good temporary home. Apparently it is located in Switzerland, which will be a little different for us too. It is a bit far from the clinic though, so we will use helicopters to travel back and forth.
Well, it seems our part in this case is now over since it is now an active police case and that means we cannot get involved. Well, I guess we can always rest up for a while instead, we do need it again. Kerstina is already working on the antidote for Aari and his team, I sure hope it works. We will find out in a day or two. Hopefully we do get some rest but I doubt we will get it, we seldom do. I wonder what our next case will bring us?
The End. A new case will begin soon!
©2024 Steve McLeod.
Hi, ho everyone!😺 I back again with more fun to share with you all. It kinda rainy and wet here today, good napping weather. But really, any weather is good napping weather. Just need to know how to nap. Then it easy, no matter what weather is like. Best way to nap is find sunshine, lie down, close eyes, start snoring. Very simple really. I hard at work to find funnies to share with you this week. I try hard to find more funnies for next week too. We up really super early again today so I all played out already. My human agrees. And he not even playing. Oh well, here is funnies for today…
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One caller to our phone support service gave me his name, number and message and then said, “You know my name. What’s yours?”
“We’re not allowed to give our names,” I replied, “but my operator number is 4136”
Sounding disappointed, he said, “May I call you by your first digit or would that be too personal?”
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Do twins realize that at least one of them is unplanned?
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The irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.
“Ma’am,” said the employee, “today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until Sunday.”
There was a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition.
“I’ll bet that’s why no one was in church today too.”
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Golf balls are like eggs…they are both white, sold by the dozen, and a
week later you have to go out and buy more.
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An older man is on the operating table awaiting surgery. He has insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. He is about to receive the anesthesia when he asks to speak to his son.
“Yes, Dad, what is it?”
“Don’t be nervous, do your best, and just remember, if it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife.”
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For the group of ladies called Moms Who Care. Their meeting is cancelled this week, so there will be no Moms who care this week.
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Dogs lick you because they love you. Cats lick you because you had chicken for dinner.
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That all for today everyone, I hope you have very good weekend time!
Muffin.😽
©2024 Muffin McLeod.