For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
PLEASE NOTE: Muffin’s Fun post is meant to be for humor only and is not intended to be taken seriously. Thank you.
Hi, hi to everyone out there! And a big meow to all my cat readers too! Oh my, it such nice morning, sun is shining so bemeowtifully! I love the sunshine days because it mean that I have sunshine spots to sleep in and that is so much fun! I love to sleep in sunshine, keep me nice and warm. We supposed to have fire alarm drill again today, they do that so often and it hurt my ears so much. We cats have delicate ears and high pitched whistle sound is very hard on us cats. It supposed to start around 11am, but it past that now, so maybe they change mind. That okay with me. Anyway, here is funnies for you to enjoy…
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A father decided it was time to have “the talk” with his ten-year-old son. Sitting the boy down, he thought it best to first find out what his son might already know. So he asked his son if he knew about “the birds and the bees”.
“I don’t want to know,” his son replied, bursting into tears. “Promise you won’t tell me. Please!”
Confused by this reaction, the father asked his son what was wrong.
“Oh dad”, the boy replied, in between sobs, “when I was six, I got the ‘there’s no Santa’ speech. At seven I got the ‘there’s no Easter bunny’ speech. When I was eight, you hit me with ‘there’s no Tooth Fairy’ speech. If you are going to tell me now there’s no such things as birds and bees I don’t know what I will do!”
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If a tree falls in a forest and no one’s there to see it, a chihuahua 500 miles away will bark at it.
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Dogs are animals that poop in public and you are supposed to pick it up. After a week of doing this, you have got to ask yourself, “who is the real master in this relationship?”
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To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit, “the target”.
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Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
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If at first you do not succeed… so much for skydiving.
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Education is learning what you did not even know you did not know.
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Well, that all for today everyone, I hope you all have wonderful Wednesday!
Muffin.
©2024 Muffin McLeod.
As we were half way across the ocean, another familiar face appeared on the jet with us. It was Kat! “Why are you here?” I asked, “You should be back helping the others.” “They do not need me right now,” said Kat smiling, “Jennifer is here for you because you need her gentleness. Sky needs me, if we can make it in time.”
“Remember your promise though,” I reminded her, “Sky would not want you to die saving her life.” “I will keep my promise, my dear husband,” she said smiling, “but we will need to work fast once we get back. Perhaps we can enlist Mandy’s help to truly terrorize Wickers.” “That would be too dangerous,” I said. “Not with Jennifer and I helping out,” said Kat, “we can keep her perfectly safe. All she needs to do is trust us and follow orders.”
“Hmm, it might work,” I said, “but it is still dangerous, and it will be extra hard on Mandy, adding more trauma to her which she doesn’t really need right now. But, we can ask her, without pushing her in any way.” We got home to the airport where a helicopter was waiting to take us to the clinic. We landed and rushed into the clinic quickly only to be met by Dr. Kerstina.
We were too late, by only a few minutes. Sky had died. Jennifer and I sat around waiting while Kat tried hard to revive Sky, but it seems as though we are too late for that. Finally Kat came out. “I think she will be fine,” said Kat. I then went in to see Sky. Her eyes were open and she tried to smile. Dr. Kerstina would not let me stay long, so back to the chateau we went and met with the others.
I was hesitant to ask Mandy to help us, but she came to me and asked if there was any way she could help to stop Wickers. Mandy is a strong girl. We were soon flying back to the US and we all slept the whole way. Our pilot woke us up with a loud trumpet playing! “Just wanted to make sure you were awake,” he said chuckling. Hmm, we left when it was dark and we arrive back when it is dark.
That might be best though, easier to keep from being seen. We parked the van in front of the house where we are staying and went inside. Meanwhile, “Call for you boss,” said Ray. “A van just drove up and two people went inside,” said Vick, “otherwise nothing to report. The two people were new though, both women.” “Okay, keep watching,” said Wickers. “Man out here to see you boss,” said Ray.
Wickers decided to check on the man and turned on his screen, but he did not recognize the man at all, he did see that there were two men though. But, he came out and sat down with the men. “I’m Wickers, what do you want?” he asked. “My name is Matt Knight,” said Matt, “leader of the Knight Riders.” Both Matt and the other man wore dark glasses and black clothes. “I heard there was a man named M that you wanted taken care of,” continued Matt, “willing to pay something for him?”
“Too late, I already have a man on the job,” said Wickers. “Yeah, a Mr. M,” said Matt, “and he has gone to France hoping to kidnap some kids from that PI. He will never do it. And while he is gone, this M is going to pose a big problem for you since you turned him down. He even wanted me and my boys to help him. I turned him down too. But I can deliver him to you.”
“How do you know so much about what is going on?” asked Wickers. “Well, a certain man that works for Mr. M, also works for me,” said Matt. “Dangerous,” said the other man, “but the pay is good.” “Yeah, you were here with Mr. M,” said Wickers, “one of his extra men.” “That was me,” said Logan. “Yep, Logan is one of the best there is,” said Matt, “interested or not?”
“Okay, $500,000 alive, or $200,000 dead,” said Wickers, “and if you can get him in the next 12 hours I will add an extra $100,000 to the deal.” “Better break open the bank Mr. Wickers,” said Matt, “I have him and he is dead and at the back door.” Wickers took the men to the back where a large van was sitting and Logan opened the back doors.
A very large man jumped out and pulled the dead M out of the van and onto the ground. After checking to make sure M was dead he told his two men to put him into the dumpster. They dragged him over but were unable to lift the big man. “Brick, help those guys,” said Matt. Brick went over, picked up M’s body and tossed it in the dumpster. “That is a strong man,” said Wickers. “He is nice to have around,” said Matt. Ray then arrived with the agreed upon $300,000…
To Be Continued.
©2024 Steve McLeod.