For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
PLEASE NOTE: Muffin’s Fun post is meant for humor purposes only and is not intended to be taken seriously. Thank you.
Hey, hey human people!πΊ Meow,meow to cat people!π½ It cloudy, rainy, wet kinda day here and that mean no sunshine patches for napping. So I curl up with blanket instead. My human and me had good playtime this morning, he throw toys and I chase them. Wow, that good exercise. My human keep saying I should bring toys back with me, but if I do that, then he not get any exercise. This way it good for both of us. Hehehe!πΉ Somehow I not think he not think so but I think so that he should think so even if he not think so that it true. I think. Anyway, here is funnies for today…
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A woman was having a medical problem – her husband snoring.
So she called the doctor one morning and asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve her “suffering.”
“Well, there is one operation I can perform that will cure your husband, but it is really rather expensive. It will cost $18000 down, and payments of $3000 for 24 months, plus payments for extras.”
“Wow!” the woman exclaimed, “sounds like leasing a new sports car!”
“Hmmm,” the doctor murmured, “too obvious, huh?”
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I don’t have a train of thought. I have seven trains on four tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors scream at each other.
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My husband was water-skiing when he fell into the river. As the boat circled to pick him up, he noticed a hunter sitting in a duck boat in the reeds.
My husband put his hands in the air and joked, “Don’t shoot!”
The hunter responded, “Donβt quack.”
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Anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has clearly never had two candy bars fall down at once in a vending machine.
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I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined…Wednesday is open Mike night!
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That all for now, I hope you all have nice middle of week!
Muffin.π»
Β©2024 Muffin McLeod.
After Wickers left we watched down the street for a bit, then the white limo left too. “I do not like when there are players I do not know,” I said. “The fact he left could mean he is more interested in Wickers, than in us,” answered Sky. “I hope so,” I said, then we went back inside.
Meanwhile, “What can you tell me now about those PI’s?” asked Wickers. “Just a small outfit from France,” said Booker, “there is Steve, the head of the outfit and 14 women, which includes his wife Sky, and her twin sister Kat. But something odd about those two.” “What is that?” asked Wickers. “Both are marked as ‘deceased’, with pictures of their graves,” he replied.
“That is a bit odd considering they are obviously alive,” said Wickers, “but not really noteworthy. But he does not scare easily for someone with a small outfit like that.” “Maybe he just doesn’t realize how big you are boss,” said Collins. “That is likely true,” said Wickers, “but he will find out, if he tries to stop me from taking my property. That woman made a deal with me and those kids are now mine!”
Now, back to us. “Thank you for listening Muffin,” said Mandy, “you are perfect to share secrets with since you cannot tell anyone.” Then she hugged Muffin and started to cry. “I am really scared Muffin,” she said, “if that man takes us tomorrow, all kinds of bad things will happen.” She hugged Muffin again and Muffin licked her cheek lightly.
“Oh, there you are,” said Dawn, “you should not be alone, time to come back out.” “Okay, sorry we left,” said Mandy, “sometimes I like to be alone, it helps when I am stressed.” “No need to be stressed,” said Dawn smiling, “we are here to protect you, so you are perfectly safe.” “You do not know that Mr. Wickers,” said Mandy, “he is a terrible man and has a large organization.”
Meow,meow=Must talk with my human, bad things here. “I hope you have been nice with Mandy,” said Dawn. “She has,” replied Mandy. Dawn then took me aside and told me what Muffin had said. I picked up Muffin and started talking to her like I often do and she kept talking to me the whole time, telling me things I certainly never would have considered to be possible.
It is imperative that we get these children away from here tonight. We need a plan and a good one. At about 1am we put our plan in motion. “Ready Kristina?” I asked. “Ready Steve,” she said. Kristina had left with the van at about 7pm and she would be returning shortly. “Where will you be taking us?” asked Mallory.
“That has to remain a secret for now,” I said, “the less you know, the better it is for all of you.” “I guess that does make sense,” she said. “Here now Steve,” said Kristina. “Carry the youngest ones out first,” I said to Kat and Sky. I had the girls keep the rest of the family out of sight while we did this, less explaining to do that way.
Next they took out Mary and Madison, keeping their arms around them as they walked to the van. “I cannot see the van,” said Mallory. “You will once you get outside,” I assured her. Mallory and Mandy did not know they were invisible since they could see Kat and Sky and the van too. Next they took Cassie, Kera, Astrid and Roxette, then they returned to the house. Kristina then left and headed to a town north of here where a helicopter would be waiting for them.
Meanwhile, “Found out who the guy in the white limo is,” said Booker. “You will tell me though, right?” asked Wickers. “Oh, yeah boss,” he said, “some guy that just goes by the name M, like just the letter. He is a fat guy but supposed to be strong as a bull. I checked him out. The family is from Brazil, seems he still lives there.
There were 4 brothers, one was killed by this PI, another ended up in prison. All four just use M for their name apparently. Very wealthy guys and they all hate this PI for killing the oldest brother.” “Good, so he is after that PI, not us,” said Wickers, “that can be very helpful to us. We let him kill the PI, then have him arrested for murder and no one even looks at us.”
Back to us. “Now for the next round,” I said, “do you want Sky with you Kat?” “No, I can handle this myself,” she said, “better she stays here with you.” While Kat was gone across the street, we went up to the second floor and Sapphire unlocked the door leading to the third floor. “You are getting good,” I said. “Thank you,” she replied smiling.
“Ready Storm?” I asked. Meowr.=Ready. I opened the door and he shot a small missile up to the room and I quickly shut the door. “How long Catalina?” I asked. “Just a few seconds should do it,” she said, “but we will wait a minute.” Soon we went up and all 3 men were sleeping. Catalina retrieved the missile and down we went. Kat rejoined us at the front door. “Everything is ready Steve,” she said…
To Be Continued.
Β©2024 Steve McLeod.