For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi, hi to everyone!😺 Meow, meow to all cats! It beautiful morning here, cloudy, wet and cool. My human disagree, he say it too cool. I say it just right. He say no. I say yes. He putting bandages on his legs right now. The ones with the pretty red hearts. I want him to play and chase me this morning since it so cool. So, I bite foot and he dance on other foot and hit knee on door frame. That make him do human purring really loud and it sound so nice.😻 So, I try to help him forget pain in knee by biting back of leg. He bend over real quick and hit head on door knob handle thingy. Then he hold head and really purr loud and back up hitting his back on corner of storage cabinet which make him go, ow, ow, ow and oh, oh, oh and he then sit on bed rubbing head, rubbing knee, rubbing leg, so I decide to help and rub back but my claws get stuck and my human go AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So, I go eat breakfast.😹 Here are funnies for today…
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LAWS OF LIFE
1. When ones hands are covered in oil, grease, or glue, your nose will start
to itch.
2. Your insurance will cover everything but what has happened.
3. When things seem easy to do, it’s because you haven’t followed all the
instructions.Â
4. The cost is always higher than one budgets for.
5. The probability that one will spill food on one’s clothes is directly
proportional to its need to be clean.Â
6. Each and every body sitting on a commode will cause the doorbell to ring.
7. Wind velocity will increase proportionally to the cost of ones hairdo.
8. After discarding something not used for years, you will need it one week
later.
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When you don’t know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
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A 6th grade teacher posed the following problem to one of her arithmetic classes:
“A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?”
After a very long silence in the classroom, one little boy raised his hand and with complete sincerity in his voice, answered, “A lawyer!”
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You know you’re into middle age when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
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A rookie drill instructor escorted his first batch of new recruits to the mess hall. He told them, “There are three rules in this mess hall: Shut up! Eat up! Get up!”
Checking to see that he had everyone’s attention, he asked, “What is the first rule?”
Much to the amusement of the other instructors, 60 privates yelled in unison, “Shut up, Drill Sergeant!”
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I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.
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That all for today everyone, hope you all have very nice day!
Muffin. 😽
©2024 Muffin McLeod.
Kat and some other girls went to Sunrise’s bedroom, and she certainly was gone. But gone where? Kat phoned Aoife next door and told her to check the room in the basement. She and some of the girls went down there right away and opened the door. Danny’s four men were dead and Danny was gone! “You won’t believe this Steve,” said Kat, “but Sunrise got away and it looks like she went over and got her boyfriend out of that room, and they killed his 4 friends too.” “How did she get away?” I asked.
“We just found a very narrow passage leading out of her closet and going downstairs,” said Kat, “so we will follow it and maybe we can find them.” “Be careful Kat,” I said, “they might be waiting down there somewhere.” “I will go first,” she said, “that will keep the others safe. I just hope we haven’t lost them. The last time we checked on them was an hour ago, so they do have a good head start.” I wonder if Anne, Sunrise and Danny are working together.
But what is in the house that everyone wants so badly? Did Sunrise take that with her or is it still in the house somewhere? “Kat,” I said, “make sure to check that house across the lane, they may have come out over there.” “I will send some girls over there right away Steve,” she said. Cassie led the way with some of Mandar’s girls and they checked the house thoroughly. They found an open door in the basement with a narrow tunnel that led in the general direction of that old house.
Cassie called Kat and told her what they found. “We have lost them,” said Kat, “they have a good head start now.” “Well, keep checking in that tunnel,” I said, “maybe there is a clue to let us know where they might be going. Or we just wait and try to trap them when they come to check out drop 10. I will need to talk with Weller again to find out where and what is drop 10.” Back we came to town and over to Tucker’s place. The door was wide open, so we went inside. Tucker was lying on the floor dead. We went down to his office, the safe was open and the Sheriff was down there, again lying on the floor dead.
We could not find Weller anywhere. It was not hard to figure that he was with Anne, Danny and Sunrise. Most likely he is Anne’s boyfriend. However, this will make it easier to find them, if they all stay together. I am thinking they will split up now and then meet somewhere later to divide the treasure, whatever it is. Unless they don’t trust each other, then they will stay together. I am hoping that is the case. If they don’t trust each other, they will soon be at each other’s throats. We did send up 2 helicopters to see if we could find their car, we know it was a yellow sports car. It was found after a couple of hours searching, hidden among trees by an old abandoned house.
That house had a number 10 on it. Nothing was found around there, but there obviously had been another car at that house as there were other tire tracks. But what kind of car was it? Meanwhile, in that narrow tunnel, the cats had been sniffing around looking for clues. They could move a lot faster and see a lot better. Storm eventually came out carrying something in his mouth. It was a beautiful brooch which looked quite old but it was exquisite.
There was a large emerald in the center with diamonds and rubies around it. Since we don’t need to keep our connections a secret anymore, I had Alfred take a look at what Storm found. “This is beautiful, Steve,” he said, “and genuine. All of these stones are absolutely perfect, this would be worth a good sum of money. I can also tell you when it was stolen, exactly 10 years ago, from a Mrs. Marchand, who lives in France. She actually lost a number of jewels at the time, worth an estimated 2 million euros. There were 18 thefts over 3 years, totaling some 50 million dollars. None of the gems or jewelry were ever recovered.”
“I doubt that Anne and friends could have managed to do that alone,” I said, “but perhaps the General could have done it.” “Very likely the General,” said Alfred, “that is why she came here. Someone must have gotten hold of them and brought them here to hide them. Perhaps Mitch and Anne did that, with help from Weller, Tucker, Sunrise, Danny and the sheriff.” “Yes, and when things started getting too hot for them,” I said, “then Sunrise contacted Cassie for help, hoping we would take care of the General, or the General would focus on us for a while so they could escape with those jewels. They are smarter than I thought.”
Meanwhile, in the next state. Some of Mr. B’s men stopped in at a restaurant, the very same one that Anne, Sunrise, Danny and Weller stopped at. Anne and Sunrise had gone to the washroom, so only Danny and Weller were sitting at a table. One of Mr. B’s men knew Weller and also knew that he and the others were on the run right now. He called Mr. B who told them to take Weller and Danny outside for a “talk”. They went over to the table and ‘insisted’ that the two men come outside for some fresh air. Realizing their predicament, they decided to go with the men.
Anne and Sunrise were just coming back to the table when the others were going out the door. Anne quickly tossed some money on the counter for their meal and the two of them left out a side door. “Shouldn’t we help them?” asked Sunrise. “Those kind of guys play rough Sunrise,” said Anne, “we can always get new boyfriends.” Sunrise looked over to where the guys had been taken, then she shrugged her shoulders. “Yeah, guess you’re right,” she said. The two of them got in the car and quickly left. Weller and Danny told the men that the girls had the loot, not them, so they went to check on their story.
One of the men looked in the ladies washroom, but no one was in there, so they went back outside. “No one in there,” said one man. “The waitress said there was only the two guys,” said the other man. The police found the bodies of Weller and Danny the next day in a nearby park. It seems to be rather dangerous to join up with these two ladies. Meanwhile, back to us. Poor Cassie, she feels so bad about leading us into a trap. She had been friends with Sunrise for so long that she never thought this would ever happen. Sunrise led a double life and was amazingly good at what she did, fooling everyone around her.
That did not make Cassie feel any better though. Unfortunately, without Weller and Danny along, it will make it harder to follow those two ladies. I called Rossana about this and she felt we should leave it up to the police now to find Anne and Sunrise. That might be an idea, or we will end up chasing them all over the US, something I don’t really want to do. That can take a lot of time, and really, our part in this matter is over anyway.
I hate the thought of letting those two get away, but it would not be the first time that enemies have gotten away from us, only to reappear at another time. We have our own people to think about too. Matt will be in the hospital for quite some time, Kari has developed complications from being hung and needs hospital care and Hope ended up with broken ribs from being beaten. All three are already on a jet heading back to our own clinic, along with some of Mandar’s girls who are heading home. Then I got a phone call…
To Be Continued.
©2024 Steve McLeod.