Steve`s Country
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Midweek Photo Fun! #1
Good morning everyone! It is a beautiful, sunny and cold morning here, somewhere in the neighborhood of -15F (-26C) with the wind blowing lightly from the north. Really, these are kind of normal temperatures for this time of the year. Well, I am adding another photo feature to the week, today it will be flowers, but it will change from week to week.
A nice, small pink rose of unknown variety.
I will try to showcase a number of our natural wonders from this part of the world and that will include flowers, wildflowers, insects, lichen, trees, birds, scenery and whatever else I find sitting in my collection of photos. Mushrooms will not be included since I will be giving them their own series shortly which will show up on Mondays, hopefully beginning next Monday.
A beautiful darker pink peony.
Today, a couple of nice sunny pink flowers to brighten another winter day. Have a great day everyone and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
©2024 Steve McLeod.
Muffin’s Fun! #33
Hi ho everyone! Here I am, back with more fun funnies for funny fun time! Well, we wait all day yesterday for worker people to show up and they not show up. We waste whole day sleeping waiting for them to come and they not come. Oh, wait, that was good part of day, lots of sleep. Maybe today they come and do work. Or maybe not. If not then I bite my human on back of leg. That always give him lots of exercise running around apartment. hehehe! What he would do without me? Probably turn into chair potato. Oh well. Here is fun funnies for today…
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A conceited new rookie was pitching his first game.
He walked the first five men he faced and the manager took him out of the game.
The rookie slammed his glove on the ground as he yelled, “That jerk took me out when I had a no-hitter going!”
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The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on the carpet/rug are directly correlated to the newness and cost of that carpet/rug.
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A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money.
The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn’t been paid. The collections manager left a voice-mail for them saying, “We can’t ship your new order until you pay for the last one.”
The next day the collections manager received a phone call, “Please cancel the order. We can’t wait that long.”
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Sorry I acted crazy. It will happen again.
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That is it for today everyone, I hope you all have very nicest day!
Muffin.
©2024 Muffin McLeod.
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