For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi, ho everyone!😺 I back again with more fun to share with you all. It kinda rainy and wet here today, good napping weather. But really, any weather is good napping weather. Just need to know how to nap. Then it easy, no matter what weather is like. Best way to nap is find sunshine, lie down, close eyes, start snoring. Very simple really. I hard at work to find funnies to share with you this week. I try hard to find more funnies for next week too. We up really super early again today so I all played out already. My human agrees. And he not even playing. Oh well, here is funnies for today…
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One caller to our phone support service gave me his name, number and message and then said, “You know my name. What’s yours?”
“We’re not allowed to give our names,” I replied, “but my operator number is 4136”
Sounding disappointed, he said, “May I call you by your first digit or would that be too personal?”
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Do twins realize that at least one of them is unplanned?
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The irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.
“Ma’am,” said the employee, “today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until Sunday.”
There was a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition.
“I’ll bet that’s why no one was in church today too.”
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Golf balls are like eggs…they are both white, sold by the dozen, and a
week later you have to go out and buy more.
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An older man is on the operating table awaiting surgery. He has insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. He is about to receive the anesthesia when he asks to speak to his son.
“Yes, Dad, what is it?”
“Don’t be nervous, do your best, and just remember, if it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife.”
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For the group of ladies called Moms Who Care. Their meeting is cancelled this week, so there will be no Moms who care this week.
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Dogs lick you because they love you. Cats lick you because you had chicken for dinner.
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That all for today everyone, I hope you have very good weekend time!
Muffin.😽
©2024 Muffin McLeod.
Before we get back to Cramer Winhouse, we should go back a bit while still on our jet. Sky (Cynthia) had just finished figuring out the puzzle of Winhouse and where he would be and I told her it was time for my wife to die. She thought that was kind of funny, until she saw me with a gun. “Uh, that looks like a real gun Steve,” she said. “Yep, it is real,” I said. She looked at the bullets.
“These are real too,” she said looking at me. “Do not worry, it will not hurt,” I said. “Not much,” said Kat. Sky just looked at us. “Um, can we talk about this?” she asked. “No time for that,” I said, “besides, you should be able to return as a ghost.” “I would prefer to stay me,” she said with a worried look. “Just stand over there,” I told her and I shot twice. “I’m bleeding,” she said quietly. She was soon gone.
“I hope this works Kat,” I said. “No problem,” she said, “it is going as planned, she will be fine.” “She looks dead,” I said. “You wanted it to be real,” she reminded me. “I said realistic,” I reminded her. “Same thing,” she said. We then landed about 2 hours later and now we go back to Winhouse’s office building. “Either he is an idiot,” said Winhouse, “or he figures he has a safe way to get out of here.
But either way I want to see what he is up to, so bring him up here.” I was soon walking into Cramer’s huge office which took up half that floor I think, though maybe not quite. “Welcome Mr. PI,” said Cramer, “what can I do for you today?” “I know it was your men that attacked our chateau a few days ago, Cramer,” I said, “and you had 8 of my team kidnapped and either drugged or hypnotized so they now either do not recognize us, or they are afraid of us.
I would like to know how to get them back to normal please.” “And you expect me to give you this magic potion out of the goodness of my heart,” he said, “is that right?” His men laughed. “No, I have information you might like,” I said, “valuable information which I will trade for the antidote.” “What if I don’t think the information is valuable enough?” he asked.
“Then I will leave and we will try to figure it out ourselves,” I said, “but this way would be much faster, and better for you.” “Do you really think I will let you go free?” he asked. “Yes,” I said, “otherwise you will die. I will not kill you, but my team will, you cannot get away from them.” Everyone laughed again. This does not seem to be going well, time for the next part.
Sky (Cynthia) showed up suddenly beside me, but only Cramer could see her. “How did she get in here?” he bellowed. “She who, boss?” asked Albert. “That guy’s wife that is standing beside him you idiot!” he yelled. “There is no one standing beside the PI boss,” said Walker. “Do you think I’m a fool, get her!” he yelled. Walker went over but Sky disappeared and reappeared beside Cramer.
“What is he looking for?” she whispered to Cramer. “That PI’s wife,” he said quietly. “Oh, but I’m here,” she said. Now we could all see her. “There she is,” said Albert and he walked toward her. “One more step and I will kick you,” she warned. Cramer had moved further away now. Albert kept coming and suddenly he fell to the floor groaning. “I said that I would kick you,” she told him.
“I never saw her leg move,” said Walker. “Neither did I,” said Brenda, the secretary. Walker pulled his gun out to shoot Sky. “Your gun is terribly hot,” she said. He suddenly dropped it, yelling that it was blazing hot! Cramer was about to shoot and Sky told him the same thing and he dropped his gun saying it was on fire. “Now Cramer,” I said, “about my deal.” Cramer yelled “NO”! “You are going to be paralyzed now,” said Sky.
He fell onto a chair. “I, I can’t move!” he said. “We ghosts can do amazing things Cramer,” said Sky. “Behind those shelves,” he said, “then in the safe.” I found a button and the shelves slid out of the way. He gave me the combination for his massive safe, and inside a drawer was an envelope detailing what was done and how to deal with it. We took that and left, Cramer would be back to normal in about 5 minutes.
“Um, won’t Cramer be angry that we outsmarted him?” asked Sky. “Yes, he likely will be, very angry,” I said, “but this time we will meet him on our terms, not on his. That will give us the advantage we need. And now we will have the police on our side too once we fill them in on some things.
Along with this information we wanted, I also took another envelope with information showing that he is the leader and Jenkins works for him. So, that should help keep Cramer busy for a while and that will give Mr. B a chance to move in and crush Cramer even more.” At least, that is the theory and I hope it works that way…
To Be Continued.
©2024 Steve McLeod.