Hi, hi! It me, Muffin,😺 I back again! Happy, happy Monday to all my favorite readers this morning! It so good to be back with you again. Oh, oh, I got exciting news too! My human bought me new purple fuzzy ball to play with! I love the purple ones the best and I played with it nearly all Sunday afternoon.😹 He say it hard to find the purple ones and my last purple one got lost long time ago. So I happy I got another one!😻 Okay, now we get going with funnies for you…

On rainy days, my wife thinks it’s pathetic when I stare through the window. It would be less pathetic if she just let me in.

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Me: My tire’s making a whistling sound.

Mechanic: Sounds like a flat.

Me: More like an F sharp.

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I wanted to marry an English teacher when she got out of jail. But you can’t end a sentence with a proposition.

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I arrived early to the restaurant and the manager asked, “Do you mind waiting a bit?”

I replied, “Not at all.”

“Good,” he said, “Take these plates to table nine.”

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You know you’ve grown up when a nap no longer feels like a punishment but a reward.

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I have decided that I need to read more. So I have permanently turned on the TV subtitles.

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Dear Santa, Before I try to explain myself, how much do you already know?

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New Gift Ideas:

~ The Duncan Yo — Goes down, never comes back. Teaches children about warranties.

~ Cuisin-Art — Turns mommy’s food processor into a spinning paint tool.

~ Doggie Dentist — Kids learn about dentistry on the family pooch.

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Well, that all for today everyone, have very nice Monday day!

Muffin. 😽

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