Hi everyone!😺 I back with my Monday fun funnies again! I looking real hard to find funnies these days to share with you. My human not much help. He take too long to find something. I say we use this one and he say it too long. I say we use another one and he say it too short. So I bite back of his leg and he yell real loud.😼 Then we talk about something else and he get second bite. But I tell that one another time. Here is todays funnies…

Grandma: “Oh, what nice new boots!  Where did you get them?”

Grandchild: “At the store.”

Grandma: “Which one?”

Grandchild: “Both of them.”

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One of the hardest decisions in life is when to start middle age.

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Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.

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REAL QUESTION AT THE CHAPSTICK HOTLINE

“Hi, is this the chopstick hotline?”

“Okay, I removed the cap. Now what?”

“Can I use it to highlight passages in books?”

“Is it safe for my kitty’s lips?”

“Is it true that the Chinese use these instead of forks?”

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In a small town, farmers of the community had gotten together to discuss some important issues. About midway through the meeting, a wife of one of the farmers stood up and spoke.

When she was done, one of the old farmers stood up and said, “What does she know about anything? I would like to ask her if she knows how many toes a pig has?”

Quick as a flash, the woman replied, “Take off your boots, sir, and count them yourself.”

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Well, that all for today. Hope everyone have real nice Monday!

Muffin.😻🍁🍂

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