Hi, hi everyone!😺 It Monday again and that mean, um, that it Monday again! And Monday rhyme with funday! So let’s have fun on Monday today, smile nice and big and everyone will wonder what you up to. Hehehehe!😹 Not work with my human though. I smile, he say, “Oh, Muffin want food?” I rub around legs, he say, “Oh, Muffin want food?” I sit beside food dish, he say, “Oh, Muffin want to play?” That when I go over and bite back of leg! Sigh. Here is funny for today…

When does a joke become a dad joke?

~When it becomes apparent.

~When you store it in a dad-a-bank.

~When the punchline is full groan.

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Sometimes success is just getting the laundry in the dryer before the mildew sets in.

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I hate it when I can’t figure out how to operate the iPad and my tech guy is asleep. (He’s 5 and it’s past his bedtime.)

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I ate a kid’s meal at McDonald’s today. His mom got really angry.

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Three mothers are sitting on a park bench talking about (what else?) how much their sons love them.

Sadie says, “You know the Chagall painting hanging in my living room? My son, Arnold, bought that for me for my 75th birthday. What a good boy he is and how much he loves his mother.”

Minnie says,”You call that love? You know the Eldorado Cadillac I got for Mother’s Day? That’s from my son Bernie. What a doll.”

Shirley says, “That’s nothing. You know my son Stanley? He sees a psychoanalyst on Park Ave. Five sessions a week. And what does he talk about? Me!”

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Went to an antique show and people were bidding on me.

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Well, that all for today, I hope you all have very nice Monday!

Muffin.😻

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