For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
I had sent Kristina and some of the girls with Yves to pick up his family and bring them back to the hotel for safety. I was sure that Francois would retaliate and try to kill Yves’ family. I didn’t want that to happen since Yves was so helpful to us. Once at his flat, or at least the building where his flat was located, Yves was the first to jump out of the van. But a man named Pascal, from Francois, was already there and he, or one of the men with him, shot Yves as soon as he jumped out and down he went. Kristina quickly went around the van to Yves and shielded him from any further bullets that might come his way.
“I’m okay,” he told her, “just a minor shoulder wound.” “Perhaps you should stay here,” said Kristina quietly. “That’s my family in there,” he said, “there’s no way I’m sitting back here like a coward.” “Stubborn male,” she said, smiling. “My wife always tells me that too,” he said chuckling. “Are you brave enough to hold my hand?” she asked. “Why?” he asked in return. “Do you want to live long enough to rescue your family?” she asked again. He just smiled this time and put out his hand.
The other girls started shooting steadily and crossed the street at the same time as Kristina and Yves. Yves didn’t know that he and Kristina were invisible at the time. Yves told Kristina they can go in the back door, so that is what they did. “You know,” said Yves, “we ran right past Pascal and he didn’t even look our way.” “Perhaps he was too busy worrying about all those bullets being shot his way,” said Kristina. Yves just looked at her. “Or maybe it’s because we’re holding hands?” he kind of asked in return. “Maybe,” said Kristina smiling.
They went up to the third floor where Yves’ flat was located and thankfully his family was okay, though frightened. Josephine came running over to Yves, hugging him, then she noticed he was bleeding. “Just a minor flesh wound,” he told her. Kristina just shook her head. Josephine had packed a small bag with some things they might need for overnight since she thought they would have to run away on foot to a safer place, then call for a taxi to take them somewhere for the night. Kristina told them each to carry one of the children, there are two, a girl aged 6 and a boy aged 4.
Yves is 30 and Josephine is 28. Then Kristina told them to hold her hands while they ran across the street to the van. Josephine was perplexed by that, but Yves told her it would help keep them all safe, though he didn’t know how right now. “Our boss will explain things later,” said Kristina after telling Josephine we were private investigators. Once back in the van the other girls returned also. By this time only Pascal was still alive, his five friends were dead.
“Hey Francois,” said Pascal after returning to the club, “Yves returned just as we got to his flat and he brought some of those PI’s with him. They know how to shoot and killed the others. I managed to shoot Yves, then he disappeared. After the van left I went up to his flat, but everyone was gone. I figured they went to the next street and the van picked them up there.” “Yeah, probably,” said Francois, “that PI is more trouble than he’s worth, far as I’m concerned. Koffman is crazy to stir up trouble with him unnecessarily like this. We got the old lady, she’s the important item for us.”
“That old thing is too confused to help us with anything,” said Pascal, “she probably doesn’t remember anything anyway.” “She remembers,” said Francois, “we just need to wait until the confusion wears off. Those things really work good though, Koffman had that part right. It even confused a bunch of those PI’s!” They all laughed about that one. “That was a brilliant idea to use something that looked like smoke detectors to produce those sound waves,” said Percival, “no one would suspect, since they can’t hear anything.”
“Yeah, and it works fast too,” said Francois, “those PI’s didn’t have time to get out of the house!” “How come it didn’t work the next time?” asked Pascal. “I had them turned off,” said Francois, “I was hoping those PI’s would leave once they found out their people went crazy, but it didn’t work. And those things really eat up electricity which could cause the wires to overheat if we left the devices on too long.” “Oh, guess that makes sense,” he said.
We had put a couple of listening devices in Francois’ office, so we heard this bit of information. “That is a rather interesting way to do things,” I said, “but I wonder why they had to use so many?” “Some may have been real smoke detectors, dear husband,” said Jennifer. “Oh, right, that would make sense,” I responded, then added, “I wonder why they had to use so many?” Everyone looked at me. “What’s wrong?” I asked. “You asked the same question twice,” said Jennifer. “I did?” I asked, “By the way, why is everyone looking at me?”
“Why do you keep asking the same questions over again?” asked Sky. “Maybe because I don’t get an answer,” I said, “Kat, come here please.” “I’m Jennifer, dear husband,” she said smiling. “Then why did you call me your husband?” I asked, I then turned to Kat, “Come here please.” “Are you feeling okay Steve?” asked Kat. “Actually, I have a terrible headache,” I said, “and everything is starting to go in circles.” Kat quickly caught me as I was about to fall. She then laid me down on the bed.
By now I was just staring at the ceiling and moaning. Mrs. Hickman was sitting in a chair across the room laughing. “He will be that way for days now,” she said. “And why doesn’t that sound bother you?” asked Jennifer. “My dear husband, Felix, gave me medication to keep it from affecting me,” she explained, then continued laughing. Sky then grabbed her purse and searched for this medicine and found it quickly.
“Oh, it’s too late now, my dear,” she said, “it must be taken beginning two days before exposure, or it won’t work.” “And who is this man, Felix?” asked Sky. “You don’t know?” she asked, and began to laugh again. That was too much for Sky and she slapped Mrs. Hickman hard, twice. “Now, what is your real name?” asked Sky angrily. “You will regret doing that to me,” she said, “my name is Bernadette, and I’m married to Felix…
To Be Continued. ©2025 Steve McLeod.
Hi, hi to all of you on this sunny, cloudy Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday in the middle of the week day! 😻 My human got whole thing mixed up this week. I tell him this supposed to be done on Monday day, but does he do it on Monday day? NO! So he say sorry and going to do it on Tuesday day. Does he do it on Tuesday day? NO! He say day go by too fast and he too busy with other things. What other things? He get stuck in bedroom closet digging out Christmas decorations. Oh, it Christmas already? I not get any cards yet, how it could be Christmas if I not get any cards? He say lots of time yet, Christmas still weeks away yet. Then why you dig out Christmas decorations? Because Christmas almost here and need to get busy decorating. I swish tail a few times. 😾 My humans eyes get big. 😱 Soon he run to bathroom to get bandages. Today he do my funnies post. I like when we have those discussions, they get results. hehehehe!😹
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MIND GAMES DOGS PLAY WITH THEIR HUMANS
Part 2
6. When out for a walk, alternate between choking and coughing every time a strange human walks by.
7. Make your own rules. Don’t always bring back the stick when playing fetch with the humans. Make them go and chase it once in a while.
8. Hide from your humans. When your humans come home, don’t greet them at the door. Instead, hide from them, and make them think something terrible has happened to you. (Don’t reappear until one of your humans is panic-stricken and close to tears).
9. When your human calls you to come back in, always take your time. Walk as slowly as possible back to the door. This works especially good in the winter.
10. Wake up one hour before the alarm clock is set to go off and make the humans take you out for your morning pee. As soon as you get back inside, fall asleep. (Humans can rarely fall back asleep after going outside, this will drive them nuts!)
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The new librarian decided that instead of checking out children’s books by writing the names of borrowers on the book cards herself, she would have the youngsters sign their own names. She would then tell them they were signing a “Contract” for returning the books on time.
Her first customer was a second grader, who looked surprised to see a new librarian. He brought four books to the desk and shoved them across to the librarian, giving her his name as he did so.
The librarian pushed the books back and told him to sign them out. The boy laboriously printed his name on each book card and then handed them to her with a look of utter disgust.
Before the librarian could even start her speech he said, scornfully, “That other librarian we had could write.”
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What’s worse than a box full of deadly spiders? A box that WAS full of deadly spiders.
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COFFEE: A person who is coughed upon.
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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
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I went shopping today in Walmart and was behind a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He had his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, cookies, all sorts of things.
The granddad is saying in a calm, controlled voice: “Easy, William, we won’t be long… easy, boy.”
Another outburst followed, and I heard the granddad say again: “It’s okay, William. Just a couple more minutes and we’ll be out of here. Hang in there, boy.”
At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the cart. Granddad still stays cool: “William, William, relax buddy, don’t get upset. We’ll be home in five minutes, stay cool, William.”
I was seriously impressed, so I followed them out to the parking lot. As he was loading the groceries and the boy into the car, I said, “It’s none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don’t know how you did it. That whole time, you kept your composure. No matter how loud and disruptive little William was. He is very lucky to have you as his granddad.”
“Thanks,” said the Granddad. “But I am William. The spoiled brat’s name is Kevin.”
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That all for today everyone, I hope all of you have a very nice day!
Muffin. 😽 ©2025 Muffin McLeod.