For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi to all of you on this, um, this, um, hmm, oh yeah, on this Tuesday morning!๐บ Nice to see you all again! I supposed to be here yesterday, but it not work out. Technical difficulties. He working better today though, and it only take two bites! But I guess he have excuses though, like shopping yesterday morning. He did bring me lots of food. Yummmm!๐บ
Speak of food. My human very strange. He take cold chicken meat and I bounce around his feet waiting for mine. He say no, must heat up first. So he heat up nice and hot and I bounce around his feet waiting for mine. He say no, must wait for it to cool off. My ears go straight up. I walk over and bite back of leg.๐พ Now it his turn to bounce around kitchen.๐น He very strange. Here is funnies for today…
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Life is short. If you can’t laugh at yourself, call me and I will.
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I was the substitute principal at a local school when two boys who were
fighting were brought to me.
They were brothers.
I asked what’s the problem?
The first answered, “He called me ugly!!”
The second one said, “That was after you said I had a face like a frog!” —
I tried very hard not to laugh…they were identical twins!
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Library Return — NOTICE — Please yell, ” Not a squirrel” when opening the book drop so we know you are a human and not a squirrel trying to steal Keith’s lunch.
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Stay off the tracks, they are only for trains. If you can read this, you are not a train.
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The library is now selling free coffee for $1.
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A yawn is a silent scream for coffee!
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90% of a relationship is figuring out where to eat.
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That all for today which was for yesterday that got to be today instead of yesterday. Have nice day to everyone!
Muffin.๐ป
ยฉ2024 Muffin McLeod.
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Me happy that you get some chuckles from funnies today.๐น Have very nicest day!๐บ
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You too Muffin
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Me thank you!๐บ
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Great stuff Muffin. I think the best was you and the chickenโ๐คฃ๐๐
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Me agree, but my human still rubbing sore leg!๐น๐ฒ
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