For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hello everyone, I’m back again with a little humor for you to enjoy. After all, that’s part of my blog, giving you “a smile as wide as a country sunrise” and maybe even a chuckle or two now and then.
So, here we go…
I have a friend who filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station. After he had paid and driven away, he realized that he had left the gas cap on top of his car. He stopped and looked and, sure enough, it was lost.
Well, he thought for a second and realized that other people must have done the same thing, and that it was worth going back to look by the side of the road since even if he couldn’t find his own gas cap, he might be able to find one that fit.
Sure enough, after only a short time of searching, he found a gas cap. He carefully wiped it off and slipped it into place with a satisfying click.
“Great,” he told his wife as he climbed back into the car, “I may have lost my gas cap, but I found another one that fits and it’s even a better cap than the one I had – it locks…”
About a week ago, I saw an Internet column about eliminating paperwork clutter.
Great!
So I printed out the instructions and put them on top of the rest of the stuff on my desk.
Now I can’t find them.
I’m thankful for Facebook & Instagram. Otherwise I’d have to call 674 people every day to tell them I just went to the gym.
Officer: Do you know how fast you were going?
Driver: Sorry officer, I was just trying to catch up with traffic.
Officer: What traffic? The road is empty.
Driver: Yea, that’s how far behind I am.
A snowman was seen at the carrot bin in the produce section of the local grocery. He was picking his nose.
Wife to husband: “This Christmas let’s give each other sensible gifts like ties and fur coats.”
This Christmas remember, the best things in life are not things.
And that’s it for another day. I hope you all enjoy your weekend and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
© 2019 Steve McLeod.
Funny funny funny!!!!
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Thank you!!! You’re still here.
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Yeah I just got back… i was gone for 4 hours.
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I’m back now too. Hi.😀😀😀
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Good hi!
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Muffin meows ‘hi’, kind of, well, she’s sleeping and dreaming. But I know she would if she was awake. Which she isn’t.
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Sleeping again?
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This is her after supper nap.
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Ooooh supper this late?
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Nope, 2 hours ago. She just woke up, now she’s having a bath.
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Cats have baths!??????
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Naturally. How do you think she stays clean? Not in water, she does it herself.
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Ewww really? I don’t know much.
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Yep, with their tongues, cats constantly bath, they hate being dirty.
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I’m going to gag!
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It’s not bad, well, mostly anyway.
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Don’t you try that now.
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Here’s something amazing, I have trouble with eczema sometimes on my hands and arms and Muffin will start to sniff and lick certain areas, before the eczema shows up, and she’s never wrong.
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Ewww I have eczema too.
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Amazing.
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That’s not amazing!
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We’re both the same!
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Cool and both weird!
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We could start our own club. The cool weirdos.
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Ha! I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We’re both good a cracking jokes at the wrong time!
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I’ve done that lots.
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Yep. Instead of a club, should we both start a blog called the Cool Weirdos?
It would be both of ours….
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Hey, that’s good! No one would ever believe us though!
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It would be just another wordpress site! You could advertise it… nobody would listen to me.
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Here it is. Why wouldn’t anyone listen to you? You have almost as many followers as me?
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Because they think I’m not weird or cool.
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AAAAAAA!!!!! I’m getting behind. How do people type so fast. Only you and 1 other person now. I disagree with them!🤪😜
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What else are you fighting about?
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Who said anything about fighting?? Sigh. I lost the SD card for my camera. I’m beginning to think I left it on the table and Muffin decided to play with it and lost it somewhere. And I can’t get down on the floor to look under things. Sigh.
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That stinks… I could find it for you.
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Can’t take pics without my SD card. What’s even worse, I bought a new one a while back so I would have an extra and I can’t remember where I put it. I was sure it was in my camera bag, but it wasn’t. Driving me crazy.😲😲😲
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Man. I’m soooo sorry. I hate when things are missing. I hope you find it soon.
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Yeah, me too. I have to sign off early tonight, have some other things to do and it takes me so long! It will be nice when I can do things normally again. Yes, Cool Weirdos sounds good to me. hehehehehehe!!!!! Good night.
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Okay sounds good. Goodnight.
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The site will be free!
I can make it right now and give you the password.
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I missed something, getting several comments at once here from several people. Hard to keep track of who I’m talking to! You really want to do it?
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You mean you’re talking to more than one person?
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Yep. Had 5 going, I think a couple dropped out. Hope I didn’t answer wrong!😂😂🙄
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WITH WHO?
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I think you’re the only one left now. What are you talking about? You make weird sentences. Perfect!
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Were you talking to Dusty?
We were talking about our collab blog.
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Nope, other followers.
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You aren’t telling me. 😦 That’s not nice.
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hehehehehehehehehehe!🤪🤪😜😜🙄Did I ever say I was nice?
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No but I give up.
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Do we agree on The Cool Weirdos for our blog name?
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Yes, I really want to do it.
Do you pay for your site now??
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Great.
Yes.
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How much do you pay?
I don’t.
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$120/year. Gives me a lot of extra storage because I use a lot of pics.
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Grief! I think a free blog is awesome… you still get a ton of followers!
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I started with a free blog, but just not enough storage space. Plus you get a lot more themes to choose from and I couldn’t find what I wanted in the free themes. I’m picky. It had to fit my blog.
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Gothca.
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Why would I do that?
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I can see you doing that.
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You have good eyesight.
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Uhhh okay that wasn’t funny.
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Bet you chuckled a bit. Or smiled. Or rolled your eyes.
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Yeah I did all those!
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See?? I knew it!
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And I punched the wall!
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😂😂😂😂Your dad is going to wonder why all the dents in the wall.🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I know. sigh. he already has.
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Poor Muffin, she’s looking at me weird, can’t figure out why I’m laughing so much!!!!!!😂😂🤣🤣
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Oh please? Really!
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Yep, really! I haven’t laughed so much since the last time I hit my head!!!
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Why are you laughing?
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Because you said your dad noticed already. Just hit me funny and when that happens I have a hard time stopping!
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Oh yeah how funny! *rolls eyes*
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I thought so too!! Hey, are you saying I’m more weird than you???
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You’re a little weirder than me.
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Just a little? I’m losing it. Sigh.
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A lot then whatever!
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We could have a grand opening New Year’s day.
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Sure that’ll give me a few days.
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Had a good chuckle ! It is beneficial to one’s health to be able to laugh !
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Yes, that is so true!! Just like it says in Proverbs.
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That poor dude with the new lockable gas cap 🤣🤣
The catching up with traffic always gets me
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Yes, I liked that one too! Glad you enjoyed them Stu, hope you have a wonderful Sunday!😃😺
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Full of humour😂😂
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Glad you enjoyed it Riya! I hope you have a wonderful Sunday!
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Same to you Steve
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Thanks!
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It’s so funny, Steve! Thanks for the laugh! ❤
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I’m glad you enjoyed it!😃😺
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I really enjoy the way you make us smile everytime ❤
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Thank you for such kind words Sophie!😃😺
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❤ 🙂
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Good fun, Steve! Thanks for the laugh. 😹☕️☕️
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Glad you enjoyed it Eugenia!😁😸☕☕🎄
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Hahahahaha!
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Glad you got a chuckle from it Nina!
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🙃
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These are really funny. Please write more like this.
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Thank you so much!! Hopefully there will be more coming in the new year.😀😺
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I will think thrice before buying the carrots 😀
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Glad you enjoyed these Sara!😂😹
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Funny stuff! The lockable gas cap!!! 🤦♀️ 😂😂😂
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Yep, I really like the gas cap one. Glad you enjoyed these Renee!😀😀😺😺
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The guy making an excuse for over-speeding is hilarious. If someone says that the whole post is funny then they’re not reading it good. The snowman at the grocery isn’t funny, he’s cute ❤ and a few other stories is heartwarming. Yes, christmas gift don't have to come in any form.
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Hi Jessica! I’m glad you liked these! Sorry you didn’t get your snow for Christmas, wish I could have shipped you some. Enjoy your day! Or is it night? Yes, evening, so it’s dark.😁😸🌙⛄
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right now is 6am and haven’t gone to bed yet. So mind is mushy 😂
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Wow, are you even out of bed yet? How can you do that?😲😳🤔🙄
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No idea haha 😀
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