Steve`s Country
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Something’s Fishy.
Hi everyone! I thought it was time for some more humor to share with all of you. Hope it gives you at least a chuckle. This chuckle is from my collection collected over the years, but not written by me.
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A man was stopped by a game warden recently with two ice chests full of live fish in water, leaving a river well known for its fishing.
The game warden asked the man, “Do you have a license to catch those fish?”
“Naw, my friend, I ain’t got no license. These here are my pet fish.”
“Pet fish?”
“Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let ’em swim’ round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and I take ’em home.”
“That’s a bunch of bunk! Fish can’t do that!”
The man looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, It’s the truth. I’ll show you. It really works.”
“Okay, I’ve GOT to see this!”
The man poured the fish into the river and stood and waited.
After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, “Well?”
“Well, what?” said the man.”
When are you going to call them back?”
“Call who back?”
“The FISH!”
“What fish?”
Enjoy your evening everyone, stay safe and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
© 2020 Steve McLeod.
Ha!
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Glad you liked that one!😂😹
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What fish story?
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Who said anything about fish?😂😹
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Exactly!
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I agree with that.
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Your agreeable!
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Momentary lapse of sanity.
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Momentary?? Thats a long time!😂
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Sanity is overrated anyway! Much more exciting the otherway! Never know what will happen!🤪🙃
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Good thinking. I think.🤔🤪
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😂
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Lol
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Glad it gave you a smile Pene!
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LOL, Fishy poem indeed ✨🤗🤗✨ Enjoyed reading it. Have a wonderful day ✨🤗💐
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Glad you liked it Simon!😂 Hope your day has been going great!😃😺🌞☕☕
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That’s really fishy 😹
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Glad it gave you a smile Saba!😂😹
I hope you have a wonderful week!😃😺🌞😸😻😻😻
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Have a playful day with Muffin 😺😻😍😸🙂☀️🌞
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We are having a great day together, thanks Saba!😁😸
Muffin says “High paw” to you and Sweetie!😻😻🖐
Meow, meooooowwwww!!😺😸😸😻😻😻😽😽🐱
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So nice 😺😻😘
Sweetie is little scared of something. A daymare(as she was sleeping in a day light 😹) frightened her badly🙀🙀🙀
It happened earlier too but that was the terrible one 🙀😱
Meoooooooow Meoooooooow 😽😻🤗
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That has happened to Muffin before,🤔😾🙀 one time she was scared for quite awhile afterward, 🙀🙀got very jumpy.🙀 Hope she gets over it quickly. I’m off for my walk now,🚶♂️🚶♂️ although it’s starting to get cloudy,🤔 I hope it doesn’t rain.😬
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Strange 🙀🙀 what does happen in their dreams 😱🙀
Gray clouds visit here in afternoon too but they don’t get permission to pour down their rain. Here temperature is increasing every day today it was 43°c and we desperately need rain. If you don’t need to have rain then please send it here, we would surely enjoy 😹😍🌧🌦☀️🌞😺
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It would be interesting to know what they dream about,🤔 especially when they get scared.🙀🙀
We definitely don’t need rain right now,😕🌧🌧 everything is still very wet from last fall and all the rain we got then.😀
Hope you get some soon, wow, we never get temps like that over here,😲 rarely above 30C.😳🌞😎
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🙀🙀
And everything is dry here😸😹
Inshaallaha we get some rain soon but before we need to go through more dry and hot weather 🌞☀️😜
Have a wonderful day ☀️🌞😸😺😽😻😍🤗😊
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Looks like we will be getting more rain and we don’t need it. We need warm and dry weather right now. Just the opposite!😳😳
Thanks Saba!😁😸 Must be night there now, so have a wonderful day tomorrow!😃😺😸😸😻😻😽😽🐱🐱😻
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I wish we had a magic stick so we could swap our weather 😻😸😹
But God knows better who needs what. Let’s be grateful 💖
Have a wonderful day with Muffin 😸😻💕🤗😺😽😍😊🌞☀️🌦🌧
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Yes, being grateful is always the best way to be, much less stress when people are grateful.😀😺
Although it is cloudy today, it doesn’t look like we will get the rain that was forecast.😀🌧🌧🌞
Thank you Saba. Hope you have a nice and peaceful evening.😃😺😸🌞😸😻😻
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😺😸😽😻🌞☀️😍
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Hahahahaha!!! I am addicted to saying fishy!
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Glad you enjoyed this Eshal! I like saying that too!😂😹Have a wonderful day!😃😺🌞☕☕
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So did! You too steve!
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Thanks Eshal, like your new profile pic!😃😺
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No problem! THANKS!
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😹😹😹 A good one Steve!
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Glad you enjoyed it Renee! Hope you have a wonderful Monday!😁😸🌞☕☕
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fisherman:1
game warden: 0
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Yep, that’s about right.😂
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A fishy tale, for sure! 🤣🐟 🐬 🐳 🐋☕️☕️
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Yep, glad you enjoyed it! Hope you have a fantastic day Eugenia!😃😺🌞☕☕
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Made me smile ! …a good share ! 🙂☕️☕️
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Thanks!😄😸
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