For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi everyone! Just thought I would share some funnies from my collection. It’s good to have a laugh once in a while, so I hope you can get a laugh, or at least a chuckle from these. Happy reading…
It’s been a strange day! First, I found a hat full of money on the sidewalk. Then I was chased by an angry man with a guitar.
Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 5 job applicants in the room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.
If they are counting the bricks, put them in the accounts department.
If they are recounting them, put them in auditing.
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in engineering.
If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in planning.
If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in operations.
If they are sleeping, put them in security.
If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in information technology.
If they are sitting idle, put them in human resources.
If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in sales.
If they have already left for the day, put them in marketing.
If they are staring out of the window, put them on strategic planning.
And last but not least…
If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Executive Management.
There we have it for today, hope you have a great day and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
©2021 Steve McLeod.
I love that ! Gave me a reason to laugh…it is so true ! ☕️☕️😻😂☕️☕️
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Glad you enjoyed that Sharon! More on the way tomorrow.😂😹
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Good one
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Glad you enjoyed it Athira!
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Thank you Steve
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😀😺🌞
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Haha! Thanks for the witty jokes. Take care.
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Hi Peregrine, thanks for stopping by, glad you enjoyed these! Thanks, have a great day!😀😺
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ha ha ha 😂😂😂 hat full of coins then the chase is on 😂😂 and the brick story 😂😂😂😂😂😂 god, I had a great laugh reading that one 😁 good one ….😁
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I’m so glad you liked that Simon, always good to have a laugh!😂😂😹😹🤣🤣 Enjoy your evening!😁😺☕🌙
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Have a lovely Tuesday✨🎉🥂
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Thanks Simon!😁
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I di like the last one!
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Happy to hear you liked it Sheree! Hope you have a nice warm day!
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It was lovely and sunny, thanks
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Sounds great! If it’s warm tomorrow enjoy it for me too please!😂🌞😎
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Will do
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Thanks!
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Oh wow! Great comparison Steve ☺️
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Glad that you enjoyed this Ribana!😂😹 Have a great evening!😀😺🌙
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Great post
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Thank you Mrs. Holliman!
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These are great and thanks for the laughs! ☕️☕️🤣
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So happy you liked them Eugenia! Have a great day!😂😹☕☕
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