Some More Funnies.

Hi everyone! Here are a few more funnies from my collection of collected smiles. Feel free to smile, chuckle or even laugh out loud, it’s good for your health!


~ Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

~ Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

~ We put the “k” in “kwality.”

~ A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.

~ If at first you don’t succeed, try management.

~ Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

~ Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.

~ Hang in there–retirement is only thirty years away!

~ A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

~ Indecision is the key to flexibility.

~ Aim low. Reach your goals. Avoid disappointment.

~ Work: It isn’t just for sleeping anymore.

And a few extras:

I won’t say I’m worn out, but I don’t get near the curb on trash day.


2017: I will get my weight down below 180 pounds.

2018: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200 pounds.

2019: I will develop a realistic attitude about my weight.

2020: I will work out 3 days a week.

2021: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week.

Well, that’s it for today, I hope you were able to get a chuckle or two! Have a great day and God bless!

Steve and Muffin.

Β©2021 Steve McLeod.

50 Comments on “Some More Funnies.

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    Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. – kind of my resolution for this year ☺️
    Your 2021 resolution really made me laugh out loud πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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  2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Ha ha ha lovely sayings and resolutions are πŸ˜‚πŸ₯‚πŸ˜‚ so funny, thanks for the big laugh Steve βœ¨πŸ˜πŸ€—πŸ€—

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