Hi everyone! Here are a few more funnies from my collection of collected smiles. Feel free to smile, chuckle or even laugh out loud, it’s good for your health!
TOP 12 SAYINGS WE’D LIKE TO SEE ON THOSE OFFICE INSPIRATIONAL POSTERS
~ Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
~ Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
~ We put the “k” in “kwality.”
~ A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
~ If at first you don’t succeed, try management.
~ Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
~ Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.
~ Hang in there–retirement is only thirty years away!
~ A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
~ Indecision is the key to flexibility.
~ Aim low. Reach your goals. Avoid disappointment.
~ Work: It isn’t just for sleeping anymore.
And a few extras:
I won’t say I’m worn out, but I don’t get near the curb on trash day.
NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS
2017: I will get my weight down below 180 pounds.
2018: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200 pounds.
2019: I will develop a realistic attitude about my weight.
2020: I will work out 3 days a week.
2021: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week.
Well, that’s it for today, I hope you were able to get a chuckle or two! Have a great day and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
©2021 Steve McLeod.