For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi everyone! Here are a few more funnies from my collection of collected smiles. Feel free to smile, chuckle or even laugh out loud, it’s good for your health!
TOP 12 SAYINGS WE’D LIKE TO SEE ON THOSE OFFICE INSPIRATIONAL POSTERS
~ Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
~ Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
~ We put the “k” in “kwality.”
~ A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
~ If at first you don’t succeed, try management.
~ Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
~ Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.
~ Hang in there–retirement is only thirty years away!
~ A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
~ Indecision is the key to flexibility.
~ Aim low. Reach your goals. Avoid disappointment.
~ Work: It isn’t just for sleeping anymore.
And a few extras:
I won’t say I’m worn out, but I don’t get near the curb on trash day.
NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS
2017: I will get my weight down below 180 pounds.
2018: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200 pounds.
2019: I will develop a realistic attitude about my weight.
2020: I will work out 3 days a week.
2021: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week.
Well, that’s it for today, I hope you were able to get a chuckle or two! Have a great day and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
Β©2021 Steve McLeod.
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Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. – kind of my resolution for this year βΊοΈ
Your 2021 resolution really made me laugh out loud π€£ππ€£π
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I’m glad you were able to get a laugh out of these Ribana!ππΉ Have a wonderful day!ππΊπ
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Glad you could get a chuckle Beverly!ππΉ
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Yes, they were all so funny, but those New Yearβs Resolutions…πππ. Talk about giving up and settling for less! π€£π€£. Thanks Steve! π
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Yep, so true! Aim low, achieve success!πππΉπΉ
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Glad you could get a chuckle from these Rossana!ππΉ Have a great day!ππΊπ
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Those are great!
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Glad that you liked them Sheree! Have a great day!ππΊπ
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I have one too:
I’ve always dreamed of a world full of positive people, but I didn’t think up to this point …
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Very good Rossana!ππΊ
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ππππ Ha ha ha lovely sayings and resolutions are ππ₯π so funny, thanks for the big laugh Steve β¨ππ€π€
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Always like to make people laugh! Enjoy your evening/night!ππ΄π
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Very Good Morning Steve ππ₯
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Good morning Simon!
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These are good, Steve! I needed the laugh! π€£π€£βοΈβοΈπΈ
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Laughing is a good thing now and then!ππΉ Glad you enjoyed them Eugenia. Have a nice afternoon!ππΊ
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Glad to see you enjoyed some laughter with these Dusty!πππΉπΉ
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Major got me going! Amazing animal’s πππ
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He does have such a nice smile.ππ
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Looked like he was having you check his tonsils!! Sore throat maybe?ππ
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You didn’t see that nice smile?
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Is that what that is??
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It should be quite obvious.π
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Looked lime a belly laugh ππππ
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What’s a lime belly?
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Nevermind!ππ
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Aha! Typo, I knew it.
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So…?π
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I haven’t for awhile, but I’m getting back at it soon.π
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I’d like a nice warm blanket pleaseππ
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How did you know I was making one?π€π³
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Im thinking for you remember?π
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Oh that’s right, I wasn’t thinking.π€£π€£π€£
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Good!π€¨
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First time anyone said it was good I wasn’t thinking. Too bad my teachers in school never said that.
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I know! Imagine how good your grades could’ve been?? ππ
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That’s what my math teacher kept telling me, if I just would think more I could get 100% he said, instead of settling for second best and staying around 95 to 97%.
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Ohhh… I know!!! That 3 to 5 % makes all the difference!π
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That’s what my math teacher kept saying. But I didn’t like math.
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Math kinda does itself if you think about it. Dough…. Forget I said that! No thinking!!
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Almost got me with that one.
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I know… close call!!πππ
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Yep, too close. Well, that’s it for tonight, shoveling all that snow wore me out so I’m signing off early. Good night Dusty. Thanks for chatting.ππ΄π
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Good Night! Sleep Well!!
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Loved all the sayings ! You brought good laughs to me today ! Sleep well ! π΄π»
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Glad that you enjoyed them! Have a wonderful day!ππΊββ
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