Hi everyone, Muffin here again! Wow, it’s been long time since I last wrote a post. That my human’s fault. I know this last Sunday he have bad toothache, but what about Sunday before that? OOOOOh! So I ask him real nice, how about writing my post today. I use cute kitten eyes, and open mouth wide so he can see all my sharp teeth. He say “good idea” right away! I knew that would work, always does. My human always trying to chase away rock dove birds because they scare other birds. So one day he say he going to wait for grosbeak birds to come before he put out bird seeds.
Suddenly grosbeak birds land in trees, my human jump, grab cup of bird seeds and out the door he goes. I tried to tell him he forgot to put on boots, he wearing slippers. I know why they called slippers, cause that what they do! Anyway, my human step on icy patch on step right outside door and away he goes! It just like he on ski jump thing and fly in air with arms flapping and bird seeds flying in every direction. He land on deck and keep going hitting fence thingy around deck with a big “whump”! He turn around with funniest look on face! It hard not to laugh, oh my. Then he do such strange thing, he sit down in snow! If he tired why he not come inside and sit in comfy chair? Sitting in snow is cold, and wet. He get up and come inside doing his nice human purring, which he still insists is called groaning. Very strange. I think he hit head too many times. Like other night he moving around so much and hit head on wall real hard. That knock little stone bottle off shelf and land on his head. He lay down doing human purring again.
What nice way to go to sleep. He cleaning cupboards the other day so I like to help. He got everything taken out of cupboard so I go in to take look, maybe mouse in there, or spider. But I find nothing, so disappointing. But when I zoomed past his legs into the cupboard my human say I scare him and he fall over and hit head on side of cupboard. Very strange thing to do. He not seem to have good balance. Good thing he not climb on top of shelves like me. He fall off for sure. And then…oops, guess I better leave that one for next time, it getting late, time for after lunch naptime. Have to get that done before afternoon naptime. So I say good bye for now everyone, see you next time!
Muffin. (as meowed to her human)
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