For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi everyone, just thought I would share a few smiles with you today, enjoy!
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A lawyer’s dog is having a great time running around the neighborhood unleashed — it heads directly to the butcher shop and pilfers a roast.
The butcher heads over to the lawyer’s office and asks, “If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog’s owner?”
The lawyer replies, “Absolutely,” and the butcher informs him that he owes him $18.50 because his unleashed dog just stole a roast from his shop. Speechless, the lawyer, goes on to write the butcher a check for the damages.
A few days later, the butcher checks his mailbox and discovers an envelope from the lawyer. Inside the envelope is an invoice that read: “$175 due for a consultation.”
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I got the strangest recording when I called the phone company the other day.
It said, “You have been connected to the correct department on the first try. This is against company policy. Please hang up and redial.”
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You know what wakes you up faster than coffee? Spilled coffee.
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Little Johnny asks the teacher, “Mrs Roberts, can I be punished for something I haven’t done?”
Mrs Roberts is shocked, “Of course not, Johnny, that would be very unfair.”
Little Johnny is relieved, “Okay, Mrs Roberts, good to know. By the way, I didn’t do my homework last night.”
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Recipe for iced coffee: Have kids, make coffee, get distracted and forget you made coffee, drink it cold 3 hours later.
Have a wonderful weekend and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
©2021 Steve McLeod. (Not including the jokes)
😂😂Thanks for the laugh, Steve! Have a wonderful weekend as well! 😁⛈⛈☕️
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Glad you enjoyed them Beverly!😂😹 Thanks!😁
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Yes indeed Steve! 😂. You’re welcome! 😁
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the phone company joke is the best!!
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Yes, I agree with you!😂
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Glad you enjoyed it Sheree!😂😹
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Very laughing article 😊👌so nice 🌷Have a wonderful Week end 👍🏻🙏🌷
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Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it.😂😹 Have a wonderful day!😀😺🌞
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Yes🌷Thank you and have a wonderful Day 👍🏻🙏🌹
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😂😹😂😹
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Glad you enjoyed it!😂😹
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Lawyers!! 😂😂😂 Can’t live with them and can’t live with out them!😂😂
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Glad you enjoyed that one Dusty!😂😹
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Thanks for the chuckles, Steve!🤣☕️☕️
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Glad that you enjoyed them Eugenia!😂😹
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LOL 😂😅😂😅 thanks for the laugh ☺️ hilarious ❤️😻🥳
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Glad to see you enjoyed it Simon!😂😹
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Had me laughing ! It is good for the body ! ☕️☕️😺🙂😂⛈
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Yes indeed! Glad you enjoyed them!😂😹
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Thanks for the laugh These are great
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Laugh the day away
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Happy to know you enjoyed them!
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