For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi everyone, Muffin here!πΊ I hope all of you are feeling well today. It been hot here, too hot for little me, so I sleep all day and stay awake at night when it cooler. But my human do things backward. He awake in daytime and sleep at night! What a strange thing to do. It much cooler at night, I try to tell him, but he not listen to me. I go to him and say, you should be awake at night, nice a cool, sort of anyway. Better than daytime. He say, “did you lose your toy again?” No, I not lose toy, I talk about cool and hot. “Okay, I’ll look for it,” is what he tell me. I think heat getting to his brain.
So he open drawer of desk to get flashlight and he get down on floor to look under desk. I look too. He say it not under desk. I know that already, it over by chair. But he not listen. So he stand up, except he forget he leave drawer open and he hit head and knock drawer right out of spot and it land on his fingers! Oh, that must hurt. I can tell because of the blood. But he sit leaning against desk and do human purring! That sound so nice, and he do it just for me! I still say it strange though, I purr when I happy, my human purr when he hurt himself. Not see how hurting himself can make him happy. But, he does do it a lot, so maybe it does make him happy. I have such nice human, go to all that trouble to make me happy.
Then one day he cutting up something long and green, he call it a curly cumper, or something like that. I sniff it, not smell good so I not eat. Anyway, my human like curly cumpers a lot but while he cutting it he suddenly throw knife in air and then he do funny dance thing trying to catch knife, which he miss and knife fall to floor and land right between his toes! My human not often go with bare foots, mainly because he hurt foots too much and they turn all kinds of pretty colors. But that knife came so close! But while he doing funny dance thingy he hit edge of plate with eblow and it and all the curly cumper pieces go flying and plate fall and land on my human’s toes! So he sit on kitchen bench and do human purring again. Wow, twice in one week!
He one crazy human, but I love him anyway, always so much fun. Oh, oh! It one of those roaring storms again, the kind with flashing lights and big kabooms. AAAAAAAA,π there great big kaboom now, I gone, bye!!
Muffin, as meowed to her human.
Β©2021 Steve McLeod.
Beautiful flowers and your lovely article also very inspiring πππ·πHave a beautiful Monday ππΊ
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Thank you so very much! It is a great day!ππΊπββ
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Happy Independence Day ππΉπππ
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Meow,meow!=Thank you!πΊπ»πΌπΊππ
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Welcome and Best Wishes to you and Muffin π·ππβ₯οΈ
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Germanymum is simply eye stealing β€οΈπ what a bunch of beauty ππ uh oh, that was nice Muffin π I mean oh ahhhh ha ha .. that was funny ππ he still does that human purring a lot? he will never stick to the word careful, maybe god missed to add that in his blood π€£π Hope your human is safe now, and don’t forget you can still wake him up early ππ₯ Have a sweet night β¨π
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Meow,meow.=Thank you for reading. My human best, doing all these nice things just to make me smile and laugh! Yep, I always wake him early, I need to eat!πΊπΉππ
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Oh yes he isπ that’s great, you will wake him up again today? π
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Meow,meow.=I let him sleep late today, not wake him until 2:30am. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!πΉπΉπ³
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π wheeee!! that’s nice… yay!! you let him sleep long though ..π
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Are you sure it wasn’t kooky cumpers?? He should be careful they can make him do kooky things!π€π€π€πππ
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Meow,meow.=You laughing at me?πΎ I think it knives make him do strange things. Why knives have K, not say K, shouldn’t have K. Very strange. Thank you for reading.πΊπΈ Now I bite foot.πΎ
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Ouch!!π«π«π«
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I will be more careful..π¬π¬
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Meow,meow.=Good thinking. You read new mystery story chapter today?πΊ
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Oh… no!! I didn’t check yet!! I will do it very shortly.!π
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Meow,meow.=Okay, tomorrow real important chapter.πΈ
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Oooooohhh.. I will set a reminder to remind me not to forget to remember!ππ
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Meow,meow.=It sound like you laughing at me again.πΎπΎ
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Nope! Just finished reading todays chapter!! Sounds like ghosts to me!!π€ͺπ€ͺπ³π³π³π³
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Meow,meow.=That what I tell everyone, no one listen. We all going to die.ππ
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Better not!!! Then who will I read about??!!π³π³
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Meow,meow=Well, we could start new story, the Investighosts, Inc.
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Now that’s a great Idea π‘. Only thing is I would probably end up being haunted!!π³π³π³ π»π±π»
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We haunt down every curry minimal!
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Not sure I’m a big curry fan!ππππ
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Then you not need worry.πΈπΈ
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That worries me!!π¬π¬
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You need relax more.
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I am hoping to very soon!πππ
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That good, or you might start get gray hair.π
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Too late for that I’m afraid π¨π
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That okay, I got gray hair too, look nice.πΊ
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It sure does look great on you!πππ
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That cause girls always look great.πΈ
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That I would definitely agree with!ππππππ tell Steve his replies are coming in bunches and slowly.
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He say that cause your replies are coming in bunches and slowly.
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Well it’s only fairππ
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We don’t have a fair right now.
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Ha! HA!πππππ
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Glad you like my joke, I gots lots.πΉ
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Ah… I’m learni g that quickly!!ππππ
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I not need to learn, I get from my human’s joke book.πΉ
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Smart!!ππ
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Me think so. I say good night, time for my pre bedtime nap. bye!πΈ
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Good Night Sweetie!πΊπΊπ»π»
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Please tell your human to be more careful, especially with knives.
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Meow,meow=He always play with knives. But he say it accident. Look like he throw it!ππΉπΉ
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Welcome back Muffin
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Meow,meow!=Thank you human Sheree! Oh, I look forward to your baking when we have first coffee in park time this week. My human say on Thursday.πΊπΈπ»
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Thursday it is then, Iβd better get baking.
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Meow,meow!=Oh, can’t wait!πΊπΊ
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Hi Muffin and Steve! It’s nice your human let you share your mewsings today! Our poor little Callie had a bad night because of the Fourth of July fireworks. They were quite loud this year and I can’t imagine how our four-legged friends try to tolerate it. Have a great day! πβ‘οΈ βοΈ π₯βοΈβοΈπ π
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Meow,meow=Oh, that bad, all those big boom booms!πππ𧨠Tell Callie I understand. We not have fireworks here this year, not allowed. Thank you for reading today! I send purrs for Callie!πΊπ»
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I am happy that you are enjoying your human ! He provides entertainment for you and for us ! βοΈβοΈππ»π°π°
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Meow,meow!=Yep, he sure is entertaining! Thank you for reading!πΊπ»
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Oh Muffin, this made me laugh so much I was crying! I love your mewsings!
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Meow,meow!=Thank you so much Ami! I glad you like them!πΊπ»
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Twice human purring in one week! Means your human really enjoys it ππΊπ»
Beautiful pink flowers Muffin! I love pink flowers too! ππ»
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Oh, that nice, both like pink! It my best color for everything, except my toy mouse, he blue.πΊπΈπ»
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