Steve`s Country
For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
More Saturday’s Smiles.
Hi again everyone! Thought I would share a few more smiles and chuckles with you today. So please, feel free to enjoy them!
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A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a postcard in his hand. The old man said, “Sir, I’m sorry to bother you but could you address this postcard for me? My arthritis is acting up today and I can’t even hold a pen.”
“Certainly sir,’ said the younger man, “I’d be glad to.”
He wrote out the address and also agreed to write a short message and sign the card for the man. Finally, the younger man asked, “Now, is there anything else I can do for you?”
The old fellow thought about it for a moment and said, “Yes, at the end could you just add, ‘P.S., please excuse the sloppy hand-writing.’?”
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If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’m doing a 0.0000000025km run to raise awareness for laziness.
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A guy comes into a coffee shop and places his order: “I want three flat tires and a pair of headlights.”
The waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, goes to the kitchen and asks the cook, “This guy out there just ordered three flat tires and a pair of headlights. What does he think, this is an auto parts store?!”
“No,” the cook says. “Three flat tires means three pancakes and a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up.”
“Oh,” says the waitress. She thinks about this and then she spoons up a bowl of beans and gives it to the customer.
The guy says, “What are the beans for?”
The waitress replies, “I thought that, while you’re waiting for the flat tires and headlights, you might want to gas up.”
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I am at the age where each day is a wonder. I wonder what is going to hurt today.
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Before setting off on a business trip to Tulsa, I called the hotel where I’d be staying to see if they had a gym. The hotel receptionist’s sigh had a tinge of exasperation in it when she answered.
“We have over 300 guests at at this facility,” she said. “Does this ‘Jim’ have a last name?”
Have a great weekend everyone and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
©2021 Steve McLeod.
Made me laugh 😀! The squirrel pic is great ! ☕️☕️🍪🍪🙂😺‼️
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Glad you enjoyed it Sharon!😂😹
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Well did you??
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Is that a trick question?🤔
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Maybe??🙄🙄
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I knew it!
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Why did you ask, if you knew the answer??🤔🤔🤔🤨🤨
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It’s more interesting that way.😂😂
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Yes it is more irritating that way!!😂😂😛😛
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I’m glad that you agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
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Of course you’re welcome!! 😂😂😂😂😂
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Thank you! Well, time to go, good night Dusty!😁🌙😴 Thanks for the fun and the fun!😂 Sleep well.😴 Back tomorrow with more chatter!😃🤯🤪🤭
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Good Night 😴
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Did you decide to sleep all day, or were you out fishing?🤔🎣🐟🐠🐡🐳🤿🛶🔫⛵🚤🚢
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I’ve been up since 7:30 am. Where have you been??🙄
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Sitting here waiting for you to say you’re awake.😛🙄
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Uh huh… that I’m not believing😏😛😛😂😂😂
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How strange. Calling me a liar after me sitting here all this time waiting for you. Sniff.🤯😟😐😥😯
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A liar?? Reallyy??🤭🤭 Why didn’t you try me sooner then??😛
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I didn’t want to disturb you. I just figured you were outside enjoying the nice day.🤔🌞
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No it was actually raining g this morning. And mostly cloudy and humid all afternoon. I did see my friend this evening though.. He’s lost a lot of weight. Still weak.. good to at least be able to see him I person though. So that was my day..😁
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Cloudy here this morning, sunny since noon and nice and warm, 80, still 75 right now. I was out chasing bees this afternoon.😳🐝📷 Did you read my post this morning?🤔
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Which one? Muffins Health tips or the flower one? Oh yeah… I read them both!😛
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I don’t do a flower post on Sunday. Sunday’s Sunshine is the one I mean.🙄
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Yes! I did read it.. It was very good. Did you ever find the mouse or dis she really eat it?😋😋
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I sure hope she didn’t eat it, that was a deer mouse, dangerous things. But she always does her victory meow when she catches a mouse and since I didn’t hear any more I guess it got away. I just hope it doesn’t die somewhere in here.😳😳🤢
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Yeah, that wouldn’t be good in either case! If she ate it she could get sick and if it dies it could smell.. have you set traps?
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Traps? Hmm, what a strange idea. I have a couple around somewhere, but I have no idea where they are. It’s amazing how much such a tiny thing can smell. Plus a rotting corpse can release that deadly disease.😳😬😲
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Hunta virus right??
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Close, hantavirus. I think only around 37% of people who get it actually die from it. But for those who live this can last for years or the rest of your life. I know someone who has it, and has had it for around 5 years now, but medication seems to be working fairly good for him right now.
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Yeah that’s it! Really? That’s not good.. I’m glad they have medicines now that can treat it or manage it anyway!
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Yep, the medicine can help, but it depends on the person too just how much it helps and how serious the case. The urine is really bad from these critters, it dries, then you vacuum, it gets in the air, you breathe it in and that’s it. And when they are caught by a cat, they usually pee, which is bad.
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Yikes!! You better find the critter!!😲😲😲😳
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You think I’m a cat?🤔🙄
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🙄🙄🙄🙄hhmmmm….
Is this a trick question??
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I’ll ask Muffin……I won’t expect an answer anytime soon, she’s laughing uncontrollably for some reason.🙄😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
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Is it bad that I am too??🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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What a strange reaction.🤔🙄
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What?? Laughing is good for me!! Especially this week!😂😂😂
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Wow, and this week just started.😳😳
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That’s why it’s important to start off with a laugh!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Get a picture of me to look at each morning, that should do it.
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Hey… I’ll take any help I can get!!😉😉😁😁😂😂
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Good way to look at it.
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Actually I could use the company… even if it’s a picture!😁😉😂
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Try a mirror and put it on a chair right across from you.😁
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I want to feel like someone is here… Not Terrified!!🤨🤨😛😛
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Picky. Get a big smiley sticker and place it on the mirror right where your head would be. Then the person would be always happy.🤣🤣😛😛
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No thanks… better not…
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Hmm, it’s getting tougher.
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What’s that?
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Exactly.
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Are you Anni g any kind of vacation in The next year or so?
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No vacations for me, I just don’t want to leave Muffin alone again, it was too hard on her last time.
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Understandable! Just curious..
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How about you?🤔🌴🌞😎
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It’s crossed my mind..
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Just considering a short trip huh?🤣🤣🤣
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It might go back and forth for a while😂😂😂😂
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Stop moving your head then.😂😂
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I’ll fall asleep!!😛😂
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Good point, that sudden quietness can do that.
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Especially when you’re here alone!!😴😴
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How did I get into this?🤔
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Oh yeah.. that’s right… I’m here and you’re not all there!!😉😁😂😂😂😂
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No, no, I’m here, you’re not all there.😂😂😛😛
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Yeah..?? So what about it?? Part of me is still down south…😉😉😁😁😂😂😂
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🤐🤐🤐🤐
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Muffin got your tongue 👅 😋 😜 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Sometimes just need a little extra help.🤣🤣😛😛🤯🤯
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Ya me too
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Early morning again so better head to bed. Good night Dusty! Talk again tomorrow!😁🌙😴😴
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Gn
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Rest Well
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Good morning Dusty! Hope you have a good day!😀😺🌞
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Thank you. You too
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Thanks Dusty!
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You’re Welcome! Did you have a good day?
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Yep, nice and smoky. It was supposed to be 85 but only made 73 because of the thick smoke. I spent most of the time indoors sorting stuff. So I guess it was a productive sort of day, kinda. Just doesn’t really seem like it because I can’t notice any difference. Sigh.🤔🙄
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What kinda stuff were you snorting??🙄🙄🤭🤭
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I was coughing, does that count?🤔🙄
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Oh!! Snorting out the smoke!! I get it now… like a bull snorts when it’s getting ready to charge….😂😂
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I think it’s called breathing in the smoke, thus coughing, turning red, getting dizzy and falling flat on my nose.😬😬
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Ohhhhhh…. that’s gotta hurt!!😬😬
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Yeah, I imagine it would.🙄
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A Broken Nose is no fun!!😬😬🤕
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So glad I have never had one.
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Me too!! They hurt lime mad!!
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I imagine it would. Sorry I left for a bit, but my stomach had a sudden attack of not feeling good and I had to rush for the bathroom.
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Oh no!! How come?? Nothing bad I hope?😬😬😞
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I really don’t know what happened, kind of odd, hit fast. Now my head feels odd too, different odd than the normal odd. Sigh.😟🤯
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Did you eat tonight? Sorry if you said and I missed it.😔
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That’s okay, I didn’t say, but yes, I did.
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Could it have been food?
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I don’t know, still not feeling good.
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Maybe too much smoke??😬
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I think that could be it, had the same problem last time it was so bad.😳
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I sure hope the winds change in your favor soon.
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Might happen tomorrow, going to be a smoky night though.
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Be patient it can’t last forever!😉😁
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Is that a promise?
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Yes! It might be sooner than you think! Colder weather will slow down the fires for sure!!😉
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Everyone is so cheerful today, like I’m waiting for it to get colder.🙄🙄😛😛
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Well… you shouldn’t be waiting… It’s gonna happen whether you want it to or not!!😂😂
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Thank you, now I feel better.😛😛😛🤭🤭🤭
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I’m sorry… there is no right thing to say about colder weather coming!! Trust me I am not looking forward to it in anyway…😝😝😝
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I know, it’s just one of those inevitable inevitabilities that inevitably comes in an inevitable manner.😛😛😂😂
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Did you get I’ll again??
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Yep.
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I suspected that was the case! Better now?
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Depends on your definition of ‘better’🤔🙄
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Not as bad as earlier??
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You lose.😂😂
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Ha and ha!😛😛
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Still laughing I see. This one made me laugh too.🤣🤣🤣🤣
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A barrel of chuckles! 🐒😹
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Glad you liked them Renee!😂😹
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Made my night 😂
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Gym, Jim 🤣😅😂 Gas up 🤣🤣🤣 sloppy handwriting 😂🤣🤯🤣😂🤣 best laugh in the morning, Thank you Steve, Have a lovely weekend 😍🥰🤗
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These made me laugh and I love the pic of the squirrel. ☕️☕️🥜🥜🍳 🧈 🥞🥓
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Glad you enjoyed them Eugenia! Have a great day!😂😹🌞☕☕
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Awesome.
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Thanks, glad you enjoyed them!
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