Hi again everyone! Thought I would share a few more smiles and chuckles with you today. So please, feel free to enjoy them!
A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a postcard in his hand. The old man said, “Sir, I’m sorry to bother you but could you address this postcard for me? My arthritis is acting up today and I can’t even hold a pen.”
“Certainly sir,’ said the younger man, “I’d be glad to.”
He wrote out the address and also agreed to write a short message and sign the card for the man. Finally, the younger man asked, “Now, is there anything else I can do for you?”
The old fellow thought about it for a moment and said, “Yes, at the end could you just add, ‘P.S., please excuse the sloppy hand-writing.’?”
If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’m doing a 0.0000000025km run to raise awareness for laziness.
A guy comes into a coffee shop and places his order: “I want three flat tires and a pair of headlights.”
The waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, goes to the kitchen and asks the cook, “This guy out there just ordered three flat tires and a pair of headlights. What does he think, this is an auto parts store?!”
“No,” the cook says. “Three flat tires means three pancakes and a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up.”
“Oh,” says the waitress. She thinks about this and then she spoons up a bowl of beans and gives it to the customer.
The guy says, “What are the beans for?”
The waitress replies, “I thought that, while you’re waiting for the flat tires and headlights, you might want to gas up.”
I am at the age where each day is a wonder. I wonder what is going to hurt today.
Before setting off on a business trip to Tulsa, I called the hotel where I’d be staying to see if they had a gym. The hotel receptionist’s sigh had a tinge of exasperation in it when she answered.
“We have over 300 guests at at this facility,” she said. “Does this ‘Jim’ have a last name?”
Have a great weekend everyone and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
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