For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Good morning everyone! Hopefully each Monday morning we can bring you a smile or a chuckle from my file of collected laughs:
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a young man in his new red Mercedes went around her and parked in the space she was waiting for.
The little old lady was so upset that she went up to the man and said, “I was going to park there!”
The man said, “That’s what you can do when you’re young and quick.”
This really upset the lady even more, so she got in her car and backed it up and then she stomped on the gas and plowed right into his Mercedes.
The young man ran back to his car and asked, “What did you do that for?”
The little old lady smiled and told him, “That’s what you can do when you’re old and rich!”
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Sleeping when you’re not supposed to is a lot easier than sleeping when you are.
We hope you have a great day and God bless!
Steve and Muffin. (jokes are not mine)
©2021 Steve McLeod.
Hahaha 🤣 I like the old lady 👵😉😻😺
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She knew how to handle the young guy!😂😹
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ha ha ha… old lady… what an attitude 😉😁 super laughter 😂😂😂 LOL!❤️
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She knew how to handle that guy!😂😂😹😹
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she sure does 😅😅
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😂😹
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Glad you enjoyed it!😂😹
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Love the quotes ! Both are so true ! ☕️☕️🙂😺☕️☕️🍪🍪
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Glad you enjoyed them!😂😹
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I agree on both counts today!!😂😂😂
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Yep, and a good time for a swim!😂😹
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Could set a new World Record for speed!! 🏊♂️ 🏊♂️
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