Steve And Muffin’s Monday Smiles #4.

Hi everyone! I hope these fun bits of humor will brighten the start of your day, or whatever part of your day you look at them.

A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, “I’m Mr. Sugarbrown’s daughter.” Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, “I’m Jane Sugarbrown.” At school one day the teacher asked her, “Aren’t you Mr. Sugarbrown’s daughter?” She replied, “I thought I was, but mother says I’m not.”

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Mother: Now, Little Johnny, eat your spinach. It’s good for growing children. Little Johnny: Who wants to grow children?

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I have one cup of coffee every morning to start the day off right. The other cups are to keep me from falling asleep at work, help me form sentences, and fuel my razor-sharp wit!

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I wish I could drop off my body at the gym and come back when it’s ready.

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Have a great day everyone and God bless!

Steve and Muffin.

©2021 Steve McLeod.

26 Comments on “Steve And Muffin’s Monday Smiles #4.

  1. I sure had a good laugh ! 😂 The pics which you are showing and sharing with us of the grackles are hilarious ! ☕️☕️🙂😻☕️☕️

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    • Yes, the grackles are perfect for this!😂😹 Glad you enjoyed these today! Have a nice evening, looks like it might rain here.🤔😺☔

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