Steve And Muffin’s Monday Smiles #5.

He everyone! Here are some more smiles to start of your Monday, or any other time for that matter! I hope you enjoy them;

Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.

“So how was it?” his mother asked when they returned home.

“Great!” Little Johnny replied excitedly.

“Did you and your father have a good time?” asked his mother.

“Yeah, Daddy really liked it, too,” exclaimed Little Johnny, “especially when one of the horses came home at 30 to 1!”


I am at the age where each day is a wonder. I wonder what is going to hurt today.


A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the boys?

“Her mother replied, “No, you can’t play with the boys, they’re too rough.

“The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, “If I find a smooth one, can I play with him?


“The difference between in-laws and outlaws is that outlaws are wanted.


Hope you have a great day and God bless!

Steve and Muffin.😃😺

©2021 Steve McLeod.

23 Comments on “Steve And Muffin’s Monday Smiles #5.

  1. I am still laughing ! Great quotes Steve ! Have a good day both of you ! ☕️☕️🙂😻😂

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  2. Thanks Steve and Muffin for tickling the ol’ funny bone. I almost feel out of the chair when the boy and his father returned from the zoo . . . aka horse racing track! It’s never to early to learn new words such as win, place, and show . . . trifecta . . . quinella . . . daily double.

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