Steve`s Country
For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Steve And Muffin’s Monday Smiles #8.
Good morning everyone! I’m a bit late with this today, due to “technical difficulties”. But here we go, feel free to laugh all you want.
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After the benediction, the minister had planned to call the couple down for a brief ceremony in front of the congregation.
For the life of him, he couldn’t think of the names of those who were to be married.
“Will those wanting to get married please come to the front?” he requested.
Immediately, nine single ladies, three widows, four widowers, and six single men stepped to the front.
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Little boy 1: “So your family got a new house! How do you like it?”
Little boy 2: “It’s terrific! I have my own room, my brother has his own room, and my sister has her own room. But poor Mom is still in with Dad.”
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Getting older is just one body part after another saying, “Haha, you think that’s bad? Watch this.”
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Did you know? By replacing potato chips with grapefruit as a snack, you can lose up to 90% of what little joy you still have left in your life.
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The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand-new business much like his own opened up next door to his left and erected a huge sign which read … BEST DEALS.
He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading … LOWEST PRICES.
The shopkeeper was panicked until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read … MAIN ENTRANCE.
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Humans are 90% water – basically cucumbers with anxiety.
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Have a great day and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
©2021 Steve McLeod
Happy Thanksgiving everyone ! The picture and jokes are very funny ! Still laughing ! 😂 Have a great day Steve and Muffin ! 🙂😻
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A good day to stay indoors and drink coffee! Glad you enjoyed them Sharon! Enjoy your day as well!😁😻☕☕🍁🍂🦃
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Poor Mom and Dad! Hahahahaha!
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Thanks for stopping by Herb and Happy Thanksgiving! I know, early for you.😃😺☕☕🍁🍂🦃
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lolol. Hope yours was good.
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Sure was! Temp even got up to 57F today!
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A heat wave!
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That’s what I was thinking too!
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I agree with the cucumberbun🥒 statement🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
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Yep, I like that one too! Fits quite good sometimes!😂😹
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For some better than others!😉😁😂😂😂
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Yep, fits me like a sock!🧦😳🙄😂😹
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More like a pair of nylons for me!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Wow!!😲😲😲😲
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Yes I know!! I can barely breath with them on!!
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Don’t forget to take em off before going into the bank.🤣🤣😳😳😳👮♀️👮♂️
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How come? They all look at me silly and throw money at me!! I guess they think I’m entertaining!😂😂
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You’re supposed to do that on the sidewalk and put your hat upside down on the sidewalk too and people fill it up with money!
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I’ll give it a try!😂😂😂
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Jump around waving your arms so it looks like your trying to dance. Oh, and put a little sign in your hat, something like ‘please help’.😛😛
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Then the guys in the white coats will show up!!😳😳😳😳😳
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Tell them to bring their own hats.
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LOL 😂 😆 🤣 😹
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Some guy was on the sidewalk one day singing, he had his hat down, half full of money. I stopped and looked while he was singing at this young lady and he sang ‘you can take my hat’. So I did.
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Did you leave the money!!🤔🤔
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Dumped it in my shopping bag, tried on the hat, it was too big so I put it back. The guy was still singing to the young woman.
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Everyone’s happy then!!🤣🤣🤣
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Except maybe the young woman, she kept trying to leave but he kept following her. Some kids ran off with his hat. He came running down the street and asked if I had seen who took his hat. I pointed to the 2 kids in the park. He took off. So did I.
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Smart move!!😉😁😂😂
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I thought so.
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You were right!!🤫🤫🤫
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I thought I left?
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You did! Guess what I did?
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Caught another mouse?🤔🐁
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That’s not fair!!! Stop reading my mind🤨🤨🤨
Yes!! I caught him last night!! It took three resets to catch him!!
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I told you he was tripping the trap. Now you have to get his mate.🤔🙄
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I’ve got two set already!😛
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Good thinking, some of those mice are smart.🐁🐁
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Did you go away for 15 minutes too?
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No.. I’ve been right here. You were supposed to guess what I did.🤔
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I did, that’s 3 comments you never answered.🤨
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That one just came in. 😞
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What about the other 2 from an hour ago?🤔
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I’ve reied to everything I’ve received so far..😬😬
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Riiiiiight.😒😛😛😛
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Hey…. I have!! I have no unopened responses…😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
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Okay, they got lost on the way down. There is a lot of traffic with all the migrating birds. That could confuse the signals and cause them to start quacking up as they go through a flock of ducks.🤣🤣🤣🤣🦆🦆🦆
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I think k you’re quacking up!!🤪🤪🤪
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One duck says to the other duck…😛😛😛
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Quack!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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How did you know?🤔😳
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Lucky quack??🤭🤭🤭
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Better than a wise quack.😛😛😛
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Oh… so I’m a dumb quack?🤨🙄🙄🤭
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You shouldn’t put yourself down like that.🤔
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Maybe I’m an animal quacker?😲😳
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I wonder if they have bears in those things?🤔🙄
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I do believe so!! 🐻 😉😁
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Terrifying kids like that!!🐻😲
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They could put Steve’s in there!! Imagine the terror??🤣🤣🤣
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Oh, but I could sue and retire to Hawaii!🌞😎🌴🌴
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True!! I’m glad I could help you along your career path!!😂😂😂😂
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But you’ll have to suggest it, wouldn’t look right if I did, especially if I want to sue afterward.🙄🙄
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Wait… who are you going to sue?? Me??😯😲😳
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No, no, the animal cracker maker peoples. Well, you too of course, but I would give your money back. Have to make it look good you know.
Good night Dusty!😁🌙😴 Early morning shopping tomorrow, couldn’t go today since it was a holiday.🙄
Sleep well, talk tomorrow!😴😴😃
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You too! Thanks for the fun!😁😉😊
Talk tomorrow.
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I noticed something missing this afternoon! I’ve been waiting to see if you were going to check me on it…🤔🤔🙄🙄
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Really? What could that be?🤔
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What could it be….. hmmmm I’ve been checking since 2 pm and nothing!!🤔🤔🤔🙄🙄🙄
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How odd, can’t think of what it could be.
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Well… I’m kinda going through withdrawals 😕 It’s a whole extra day going without!!🤨🤨😬😬😬😬
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Well, I did say it would be Tuesday.🙄🙄😁
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Maybe that’s the one I missed??🤔🙄🙄🤭🤭
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Good morning Dusty! Did you say something was missing?🤔🤪🤪
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I don’t if it still is or not I haven’t checked! But I will..😉😁😊
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Like I said, you already answered it!😂
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Then I guess there’s nothing missing but the next episode from today… which isn’t missing because it hasn’t come out yet, which after it comes out and is still not woukd be missing but because it’s before then it’s not missing… yet!😁😁🤪🤪
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Not missing anymore, it’s out and not a bore!😁😛😛
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I never thought it would be!😉😊😊
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I had a great day!! It’s amazing g what the steroids do to relieve the stiffness and free up my muscles!! I even got a 5 mile walk in today 😁 didn’t sleep much last night though.. side affect if the meds
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Great! Hey we walked almost the same distance today! I did 1/5 mile walk.😁🚶♂️
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That’s outstanding!😁😁🤭🤭 I am happy you were able to get out and walk!😉
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Yep, I thought it was quite good. And I remembered the bird feeders while it was still real daylight. A real quacker of a day!😀😂
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I am very proud of you… 😁😁
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Thank you.
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You’re Welcome 😁
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🤐🤐🤐
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Not fair!🤨 I’ll let it pass this time though🙄🙄🤭🤭🤭
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And I was being so nice.
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Ya you were!😛😛😂😂😂
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I knew it!😂😂
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Kinda hard not to!!🤨😛😂😂😂
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That’s what I said.
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Oh really??🙄🙄😏😏
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Yep, really. Honestly. For truly. And all that sort of stuff.😁😁😁
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Okay.. I can accept that..😂😂
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Me too!😛😛
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You’re Welcome!😁😁😛
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Thanks.😛😛
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Welcome!😛
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And signs!!😉😁
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For sure. And they have to provide music if they want to join in.
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I think I’ll just scrap the nylons… way too much to consider!! Too comicated!!😂😂
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Comicated? Well, you could tell jokes instead I guess, but you better know some good ones if you want to rake in the cash. Or tell bad jokes and put on your sign, I’ll stop sooner the quicker my hat fills up.🤣🤣🤣🤣
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All good valid points!! 👏
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I’ll be back in 15 minutes. Don’t go away!😁
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No worries I’ll be here!
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See that? 19 minutes, just like I imagined!
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Almost perfect!🤭🤭
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That’s what I thought too!😁
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😂😹
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Glad you liked them Rossana!😂😹
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Happy thanksgiving These are so good
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You have to laugh to live but why not Live to Laugh!!
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Thanks Mr. Ohh! Glad you enjoyed them!😂😹
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👍👍
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