Good morning everyone! I’m a bit late with this today, due to “technical difficulties”. But here we go, feel free to laugh all you want.
After the benediction, the minister had planned to call the couple down for a brief ceremony in front of the congregation.
For the life of him, he couldn’t think of the names of those who were to be married.
“Will those wanting to get married please come to the front?” he requested.
Immediately, nine single ladies, three widows, four widowers, and six single men stepped to the front.
Little boy 1: “So your family got a new house! How do you like it?”
Little boy 2: “It’s terrific! I have my own room, my brother has his own room, and my sister has her own room. But poor Mom is still in with Dad.”
Getting older is just one body part after another saying, “Haha, you think that’s bad? Watch this.”
Did you know? By replacing potato chips with grapefruit as a snack, you can lose up to 90% of what little joy you still have left in your life.
The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand-new business much like his own opened up next door to his left and erected a huge sign which read … BEST DEALS.
He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading … LOWEST PRICES.
The shopkeeper was panicked until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read … MAIN ENTRANCE.
Humans are 90% water – basically cucumbers with anxiety.
Have a great day and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
©2021 Steve McLeod