Steve And Muffin’s Monday Smiles. #9

Hi everyone! Here we are with some more smiles and chuckles for your enjoyment!

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Grandpa wonders how much 6-year-old Tommy knows about money. Just for fun, he pulls two bills from his wallet – a ten and a twenty – and asks Tommy which one he’d rather have. Tommy grins and takes the ten dollar bill.

“Thanks, Grandpa!”

Grandpa thinks it’s kinda funny, so he does it again. Again Tommy chooses the ten-dollar bill.

Grandpa calls over Uncle Joe and says, “Watch this.” He again offers Tommy a ten and a twenty, and again Tommy chooses the ten.

Both men chuckle, and then call over Tommy’s dad. Grandpa again offers a ten and a twenty, and Tommy gleefully takes the ten.

Dad takes Tommy aside. “Son, don’t you know twenty is more than ten?”

“Sure,” says Tommy. “But if I took the twenty, Grandpa wouldn’t keep playing the game. Now I have forty dollars.”

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A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time.

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A man was riding his bicycle down the street when he noticed a little boy standing in a yard next to the curb with a lawn mower. He asked the little boy what he was doing, to which the little boy replied, “I want to sell this mower so I can buy a bicycle.”

The man said, “Well son I need a lawn mower and I have this bicycle. Why don’t we just trade?” The man watched as the happy little boy disappeared around the corner, then he proceeded to walk down the street with his lawn mower.

The rest is a bit blurry, but his wife picked him up at the police station for stealing an old lady’s lawn mower.

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I know I am getting older. Just this morning I was thinking what my life was like ten, twenty, even thirty minutes ago.

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Have a great day and God bless!

Steve and Muffin.

©2021 Steve McLeod.

18 Comments on “Steve And Muffin’s Monday Smiles. #9

  1. Thanks Steve! I am still chuckling from the sly character of a six-year old. He will become a millionaire. Beating on the ponies at the track, most would be better off waiting for rain in Death Valley.

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