Steve And Muffin’s Monday Smiles. #12

Good morning! Here we are once again to start your week with a smile or two, and hopefully even a chuckle! Just sit back, relax and read on…

One afternoon a waiter served a bowl of chicken soup to an elderly gentleman. As he turned away to return to the kitchen the customer stopped him, calling: “Waiter!”

WAITER: “Yes, sir, is there something wrong?”

CUSTOMER: “The soup. Taste it.”

WAITER: “I beg your pardon, Sir?”

CUSTOMER: “Taste it.”

WAITER: “But, Sir, I can assure you that the soup is excellent.”

CUSTOMER: “Taste it.”

WAITER: “Sir, the soup was made this morning of the finest ingredients.”

CUSTOMER: “Taste it!”

WAITER: exasperated, “All right, Sir, I’ll taste it.”

Then after a pause he said, “Where is the spoon?”

To which the customer replied triumphantly, “Ah ha!!”


I couldn’t wait to set the clocks back this weekend, and get an extra hour of being unable to sleep.


Every time you light a lighter, your lighter gets lighter until your lighter gets so light it won’t light.


She: “Do I look fat?”

He: “Do I look stupid?”


Never laugh at your spouse’s choices. You are one of them.


I just finished a positive thinking course. What a waste of time.


Well, that is it for today, I hope you received some enjoyment from them. Have a great day and God bless!

Steve and Muffin.

Β©2021 Steve McLeod.

24 Comments on “Steve And Muffin’s Monday Smiles. #12

  1. Thanks for the hilarious laugh πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚ Enjoyed it so much, LOL! ☺️☺️ Have a super funny day Uncle Steve πŸ˜‡πŸ₯‚πŸ₯³

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  2. Steve, I especially enjoyed the soup with or without the spoon. Delicious! When a wife asks one of those loaded questions about her beauty, weight, or clothing choices, her husband fumbles for an answer. After all, she has already heard it all.

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