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Steve And Muffin’s Monday Smiles. #12
Good morning! Here we are once again to start your week with a smile or two, and hopefully even a chuckle! Just sit back, relax and read on…
One afternoon a waiter served a bowl of chicken soup to an elderly gentleman. As he turned away to return to the kitchen the customer stopped him, calling: “Waiter!”
WAITER: “Yes, sir, is there something wrong?”
CUSTOMER: “The soup. Taste it.”
WAITER: “I beg your pardon, Sir?”
CUSTOMER: “Taste it.”
WAITER: “But, Sir, I can assure you that the soup is excellent.”
CUSTOMER: “Taste it.”
WAITER: “Sir, the soup was made this morning of the finest ingredients.”
CUSTOMER: “Taste it!”
WAITER: exasperated, “All right, Sir, I’ll taste it.”
Then after a pause he said, “Where is the spoon?”
To which the customer replied triumphantly, “Ah ha!!”
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I couldn’t wait to set the clocks back this weekend, and get an extra hour of being unable to sleep.
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Every time you light a lighter, your lighter gets lighter until your lighter gets so light it won’t light.
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She: “Do I look fat?”
He: “Do I look stupid?”
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Never laugh at your spouse’s choices. You are one of them.
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I just finished a positive thinking course. What a waste of time.
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Well, that is it for today, I hope you received some enjoyment from them. Have a great day and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
©2021 Steve McLeod.
Steve`s Country 
Thanks for the hilarious laugh 🤣😅😂 Enjoyed it so much, LOL! ☺️☺️ Have a super funny day Uncle Steve 😇🥂🥳
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Glad you got a chuckle from these Simon! Helps for those sleepless nights! It is a super wonderful, fun filled jumping happy incredible day!!😁🤸♂️🌞😹😂☕☕🍁🍂💥🌲🤭
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It was an amazing night, good amount of sleep, after a long time really☺️😁 Thank you Uncle Steve 🥰🥰
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😁😸🌞🌙
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😊
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Thanks Sheree!😂😹
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Happy Monday!
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And a very happy Monday to you Michelle!😃😺🌞
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Thanks, Steve!!!!
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😁😺
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Steve, I especially enjoyed the soup with or without the spoon. Delicious! When a wife asks one of those loaded questions about her beauty, weight, or clothing choices, her husband fumbles for an answer. After all, she has already heard it all.
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Husbands need to be ready with a unique answer for each situation! Making sure the answer is a good one and not one that will get him in more trouble.😂😹
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Yes sir!
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😁😺
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I can’t get my lighter lighter to light!
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Maybe your lighter lighter is too light to light!
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😆
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😂😂😂😅 loved each chuckle ! Still laughing ! Each one is so true !
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Glad you liked them Sharon!😂😹
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Very good I like the lighter lighter and this is a nice shot of Grover too
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It only stops hurting when I Laugh
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Grover just keeps getting better!
Thanks!
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He keeps me laughing 🤣😂🤣
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Good for him!
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🤣🤣😂
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