Steve and Muffin’s Funnies. #1

Good morning everyone! We have a few more funnies for you to enjoy today, so sit back, relax and chuckle a while!

Murphy’s Technology Laws:

Murphy’s Technology Law #1: You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

Murphy’s Technology Law #2: Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Murphy’s Technology Law #3: Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.

Murphy’s Technology Law #4: If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.

Murphy’s Technology Law #5: An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he/she knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Murphy’s Technology Law #6: Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he’ll have to touch to be sure.

Murphy’s Technology Law #7: All great discoveries are made by mistake.

Murphy’s Technology Law #8: Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.

Murphy’s Technology Law #9: All’s well that ends… period.

I hope you enjoyed these, more to come another day! Have a great day and God bless!

Steve and Muffin.

Β©2022 Steve McLeod.

22 Comments on “Steve and Muffin’s Funnies. #1

  1. Oh Muffin! You have tasted the life as it is and the philosophy juice you shared with us, is worth it. Awesome βœ¨πŸ˜‰πŸ‘ I loved it reading and laughing πŸ˜…

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  2. Great β€œ laws” which are so true ! Of course I love the bird and his saying ! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™‚πŸ˜Ί

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