Hello and happy Monday to all of you! It is that time once again to get some grins and groans, and perhaps even a laugh or two for beginning your week. I hope you will enjoy today’s selections…
There’s an advantage to having a poor memory, there is less to forget!
I have a photographic memory, but sometimes I forget to take the lense cap off!
There is no point in worrying about forgetting things as you grow older, because you will soon forget what you forgot!
A man mentioned to his landlord about the tenants in the apartment over his. “Most nights they stomp on the floor and shout until 2 am!” The landlord asked if it bothered him. “Not really,” he said, “I’m usually up until that time practicing my trumpet anyway.”
“Well, how do you like your new hearing aids?”, asked the man’s doctor. “I like them just fine,” he answered, “I’ve heard sounds in the last few weeks that I had forgotten even existed.” “Well, how does your family like your hearing aids?” “Oh, no one in my family knows I have them yet. Am I having a great time! I have changed my will 3 times in the last 2 months!”
A friend asked what parenting toddlers is like. So, I hid her keys, headbutted her in the face, and then told her I love her more than the stars.
A co-worker asked me, “Could you be any more annoying?” So, the next day I wore tap shoes to work.
Well, have a great day everyone and God bless!
Steve, Muffin and Grover.
©2022 Steve McLeod.