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Grover’s Grins And Groans. #3
Hello and happy Monday to all of you! It is that time once again to get some grins and groans, and perhaps even a laugh or two for beginning your week. I hope you will enjoy today’s selections…
There’s an advantage to having a poor memory, there is less to forget!
I have a photographic memory, but sometimes I forget to take the lense cap off!
There is no point in worrying about forgetting things as you grow older, because you will soon forget what you forgot!
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A man mentioned to his landlord about the tenants in the apartment over his. “Most nights they stomp on the floor and shout until 2 am!” The landlord asked if it bothered him. “Not really,” he said, “I’m usually up until that time practicing my trumpet anyway.”
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“Well, how do you like your new hearing aids?”, asked the man’s doctor. “I like them just fine,” he answered, “I’ve heard sounds in the last few weeks that I had forgotten even existed.” “Well, how does your family like your hearing aids?” “Oh, no one in my family knows I have them yet. Am I having a great time! I have changed my will 3 times in the last 2 months!”
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A friend asked what parenting toddlers is like. So, I hid her keys, headbutted her in the face, and then told her I love her more than the stars.
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A co-worker asked me, “Could you be any more annoying?” So, the next day I wore tap shoes to work.
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Well, have a great day everyone and God bless!
Steve, Muffin and Grover.
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Steve`s Country 
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😂😹Thanks Sheree!
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😂😹Thanks Rossana!
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ha ha ha LOL! Changing the Will 😂😂😂 and Tap Shoes 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Very funny… Have a Lovely Monday 💖
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Glad you got a laugh Simon!!😂😂😹😹
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I was going to comment on the first joke but I forgot what I was going to say.
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I forgot what the joke was, so that’s okay!😂😹
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About hearing aids, my dad used to sit on the couch, turn his down, then fall asleep. When he woke up he didn’t say anything but turned them up, then he would unexpectedly join a conversation and startle everyone.
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That one gave me a laugh!😂😹
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Had a great laugh tonight ! 😂😂..
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Glad you enjoyed them Sharon!😂😹
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So nice post, can’t stop laughing 😂 Happy Valentines wishes you and cute Muffin 🌷🙏♥️🌷
Happy Tuesday 👏🌺 Take care ❄️
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I’m happy that you enjoyed this post with some good laughs!😂😹 Happy late Valentine’s Day to you as well.😁😻🌹 Take care and have a wonderful day!😀😻🌞☕☕
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Yes, I enjoyed this post and Thanks a lot 🙏❤️ my husband no more , so with my
Children I enjoyed this beautiful day !! Sending lots of love to you friend and Muffin 👏💟
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That is so nice to hear, that you were able to spend the day with your children! Muffin and I enjoyed a nice quiet day together and she enjoyed her red mouse toy! I hope you continue to have a beautiful week!😀😻🌺🐦🦌🎈
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Thank you so much for this lovely message comment and
So happy to hear that you two enjoyed this special day 🌷🙏
I’m admiring Muffin playing with toy red mouse so cute 😊
Grace wishes and good night 😙 👏🐕
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Yes, she really liked her red mouse! Now Muffin is curled up with me enjoying her nap before we go to bed. Good night!😁😻🌙😴
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🌷🙏♥️☺️
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Great stuff Steve
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Keep laughing
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Thanks Mr Ohh!
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