Grover’s Grins And Groans. #11

Hi there everyone and welcome back! Hopefully we can find something today to give you a smile, chuckle, or at least a groan! So, time to see what Grover has for us today…


– You’ve read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for 2022.

– You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis.

– You’ve definitively figured out a way to get Gilligan OFF the island.

– People come into your office frequently…to borrow pencils from your ceiling.

– The 5th Division of Paperclips has completely overrun the Pushpin Infantry, and General White-Out has called for reinforcements.

– You forward this joke to friends.



~ You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.

~ You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked.

~ You just completed another sweater… and you don’t know how to knit!

~ You answer the door before people knock.

~ You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

~ You ski uphill.

~You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

~You lick your coffeepot clean.


Anyone who doesn’t know what shampoo tastes like has never bathed a dog.


And yet again this morning, no one is standing next to my bed and saying, “Your Royal Highness, here is your coffee.”


Well, that is all that Grover has for us today. I hope you will have a marvelous Monday and God bless!

Steve, Muffin and Grover.

Β©2022 Steve McLeod.

19 Comments on “Grover’s Grins And Groans. #11

      • I’m not sure if you’ve heard of mushroom coffee (it’s apparently a thing these days – never tried it). For ppl who drink mushroom coffee, they’d be doing β€œthe truffle shuffle!β€πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

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      • Oh my, that’s even better yet!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜Ή I have never tried mushroom coffee though I certainly would be willing to give it a try.πŸ˜β˜•πŸ„

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      • Oh man! But I bet he never did it again. A dog’ll go back and mess with the same black & white kitty the next time he sees it. If you let him.

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      • Well, that is for sure, he learned his lesson well and stayed away from that odd kitty. He likely just wanted to play with him, not hurt him, but the skunk didn’t know that!😁🦨😻

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      • After the second time I was trained to buy a chain and put him on it when he had to go out instead of letting him run free in the dark where I can’t see what he’s getting into.


  1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Enjoyed the jokes ! Grover is so funny ! Sleep well ! πŸ™‚πŸ˜»πŸ˜΄

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  2. Ha ha ha… LOL… Thanks for the hilarious laugh uncle Steve, Grover had amazing packs of laughter πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ€£. Enjoyed it. Have a good day πŸ€—πŸ₯°β€οΈ


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