Grover’s Grins And Groans. #12

Hi everyone and welcome back to more humor to begin your week! Hopefully Grover managed to dig up some jokes that will cause you to smile, giggle or laugh out loud! Let us take a look at his selections for today…

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon go around Earth 24/7. So, they decided to call it a day.

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A parts manager for a small tool repair shop, had occasion to order part No. 669 from the factory. But when he received it he noticed that someone had sent part No. 699 instead.

Furious at the factory’s incompetence, he promptly sent the part back along with a letter giving them a piece of his mind.

Less than a week later, he received the same part back with a letter containing just four words: “TURN THE PART OVER.”

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On rainy days, my wife thinks it’s pathetic when I stare through the window. It would be less pathetic if she just let me in.

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Stealing someone’s coffee is called mugging.

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I decided to make a goal of reading more. So I permanently turned on the TV subtitles.

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You know you are aging when your grandkids are studying history that you remember as current events.

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One of the privileges of old age is that you can tell experiences that nobody will believe.

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At the age of 20 we do not care what the world thinks of us; at 30 we worry about what it is thinking about us; at 40 we discover that it was not thinking about us at all.

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A credit card is a fascinating bit of plastic that enables a person to buy things he does not need with money he does not have to impress people he does not know.

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That is about it for today, hopefully you laughed or at least groaned a bit over these! Have a great Monday everyone and God bless!

Steve, Muffin and Grover.

Β©2022 Steve McLeod.

6 Comments on “Grover’s Grins And Groans. #12

  1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Really got me laughing ! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Love the pic ! Sleep well ! πŸ™‚πŸ˜»πŸ˜΄

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  2. “Turn the part over” cracked me up.
    I think stealing someone’s coffee is punishable by death and two-thirds of your allowance.

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