Grover’s Grins And Groans. #13

Hi everyone on this Monday morning! Well, it is time for some more humor from our feathered friend, Grover. Here are his picks for today…

I told my boss that three companies were after me and I need a raise.

My boss asked, “What companies?”

Gas, water and electricity.


Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.


Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet. No one really knows how.


Based on the amount of laundry I do each week, I’m beginning to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.


A man reading a newspaper said to his wife, “This report says that every time I breathe, three people die.” “That does not surprise me,” replied his wife.


The doorbell rang and the lady of the house discovered a man, complete with toolchest, on the front porch.

“Madam,” he announced, “I am the piano tuner.”

The lady exclaimed, “Why, I did not send for a piano tuner.”

The man replied, “I know, but your neighbors did.”


And there we have it for today, I hope you enjoyed this selection of humor to begin your Monday. Have a great day and God bless!

Steve, Muffin and Grover.

Β©2022 Steve McLeod.

15 Comments on “Grover’s Grins And Groans. #13

  1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Always a plus to hear your jokes ! Poor Grover ! He is getting overloaded with the joes ! πŸ˜‚πŸ™‚πŸ˜»β„οΈβ„οΈ

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