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Grover’s Grins And Groans. #13
Hi everyone on this Monday morning! Well, it is time for some more humor from our feathered friend, Grover. Here are his picks for today…
I told my boss that three companies were after me and I need a raise.
My boss asked, “What companies?”
Gas, water and electricity.
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Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
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Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet. No one really knows how.
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Based on the amount of laundry I do each week, I’m beginning to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.
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A man reading a newspaper said to his wife, “This report says that every time I breathe, three people die.” “That does not surprise me,” replied his wife.
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The doorbell rang and the lady of the house discovered a man, complete with toolchest, on the front porch.
“Madam,” he announced, “I am the piano tuner.”
The lady exclaimed, “Why, I did not send for a piano tuner.”
The man replied, “I know, but your neighbors did.”
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And there we have it for today, I hope you enjoyed this selection of humor to begin your Monday. Have a great day and God bless!
Steve, Muffin and Grover.
©2022 Steve McLeod.
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ha ha ha LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣 thanks for the Laugh on this hectic Monday ❤️
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So glad you got some laughs from these Simon!😂😹❄️❄️
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🤣🤣🤣 I have the same problem with the same companies!
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Must be time for a raise!😂😹❄️❄️
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Sure!😂😹
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i can relate to the laundry one. lol
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That one can be so true!😂😹❄️❄️
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😊😊
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😂😂😂 Always a plus to hear your jokes ! Poor Grover ! He is getting overloaded with the joes ! 😂🙂😻❄️❄️
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So glad you enjoyed them Sharon!😂😹❄️❄️
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I’m gonna try the first one on my boss. She’ll think it’s funny, hah!
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Just as long as she doesn’t let the other companies have you!😂😹❄️❄️
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Hah! They already have me over a barrel.🤣😂🤣😂
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One would think they could give you a better chair!😂😹
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😂🤣😂🤣
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