For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi everyone! Another week, another giggle with Grover! At least hopefully you can get a giggle or two, or maybe even a knee slapping laugh! So, time to see what Grover has for us today…
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Rose accompanied her husband Tom to his annual checkup.
While Tom was getting dressed, the doctor came out and said to Rose, “I don’t like the way he looks.”
“Neither do I,” she said. “But he’s handy around the house.”
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Kid: “Dad, I’m tired. Would you please do my homework for me?”
Dad: “Son, it just wouldn’t be right.”
Kid: “That’s okay, but you could at least give it a try, couldn’t you?”
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I couldn’t hear you, so I’ll just laugh and hope it wasn’t a question.
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A man read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries.
“Sounds great,” said the health-conscious man. He ordered some.
He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them into the container.
“Wait a minute,” the man said. “Those don’t look fat-free.”
“Sure they are,” the cook said. “We charge only for the potatoes. The fat is free.”
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I came. I saw. I forgot what I was doing. Retraced my steps. Got lost on the way back. Now I have no idea what’s going on.
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And that is all for the funnies today. Have a great Monday everyone and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
Β©2022 Steve McLeod.
Hahahah…thanks for a good laugh Steve! One funnier than the other ππ€£
Wish you both a wonderful and fun week ahead π»π
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Thank you Ribana! I’m glad you got a chuckle from these! Enjoy your day!ππΉπ
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Ha ha ha π€£π€£π€£ Thanks for the lovely laughter π π€£π€£… Very funny πππHave a fun filled Week β¨π
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So nice to hear you enjoyed some good laughter with these Simon!ππΉ Keep laughing and have a great week!ππ Thank you!ππ»
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Glad you enjoyed them!ππΉ
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Glad you enjoyed them Rossana!ππΉ
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πππ Grover is still my favourite ! ππ»
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He does have a way with words.ππΉ
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That second one would be me and my kids’ math homework.
I came, I saw, I forgot which joke I was going to comment on…
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Are you admitting to doing your kids homework at times?ππΉ I like that other one, it is me all the time it seems!π
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No, they knew I’d get it wrong, lol. ππ€£
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Thank you Grover π
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Grover says you are welcome!ππΉ
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