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Fun With Grover. #7
Hi everyone and welcome back to our Monday fun time to begin your week! I hope Grover was busy finding some good humor to share with us today, so time to see what he has…
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“Darling, I think the new dryer is shrinking my clothes.”
“No, sweetie, that was the fridge.”
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I don’t know about you, but I’ve thought about running away more as an adult that I ever did as a child.
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I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes 1,523 days in a row.
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The wife phones.
Husband: “Hi!”
Wife: “Hi! Did you clean the house?”
Husband: “Uhh…YUP!”
Wife: “Okay, I’m coming home. Need anything?”
Husband: “Yes, about 2 hours.”
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I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.
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(Husband) Now that I’m retired I finally have my very own Command Center!
(Wife) It looks like a lazy boy recliner, a TV remote and a half eaten bag of Cheetos on an end table to me!
(Husband) It’s a clandestine operation so don’t tell anyone!
(Wife) Don’t worry I won’t tell a soul! Just to clear things up though, is the arm chair law practice and the sports announcing gig a secret too?
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There we have it for today everyone! I hope you all have a wonderful week ahead and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
©2022 Steve McLeod.
Steve`s Country 
Thank you Grover (Steve & Muffin too), it’s nice to start the week with a chuckle!
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Yes, I think so too, thanks for reading!😂😹
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Good selection
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Thanks Sheree!😂😹
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😂😹
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Thanks Rossana!😂😹
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Always love the Grover sayings❗️😂🙂😻☕️☕️
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Thanks so much!😂😹
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Sorry, Steve, but, take it from me, snaccidents happen.
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Oh no! That’s terrible news!😮😂😹
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Fun packed post 😅 Loved it.. LOL 🤪🤣🤣🤣 Have a good day, 🥳
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Glad you enjoyed the fun Simon! Have a good night and day, no sleeping at work though!😄😂😹
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You can tell that, but i can’t implement that though 🤪BTW my new habit of drinking tons of coffee keeps me awake 😁😁
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Hey, very good idea Simon! I used to do that at one time as well, works great!😂😂😹😹☕☕☕☕☕☕☕🌞
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You are my coffee inspiration though 🤪😁
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Aww, thanks Simon!😁☕☕☕☕☕☕
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Those snaccidents are awful 😅 Thanks for the good laugh Steve! I hope you two are ok! Wish you a wonderful week ahead! 😻😉
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That’s true, but they are fun sometimes! Glad you enjoyed them Ribana and thank you! Muffin and I are hanging in there. Have a great week too Ribana!😊😻🌞
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Thank you Grover! I needed a laugh or two. Now, where can I find that recliner?
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I have my recliner all set!😂😹
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