Fun With Grover. #7

Hi everyone and welcome back to our Monday fun time to begin your week! I hope Grover was busy finding some good humor to share with us today, so time to see what he has…

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“Darling, I think the new dryer is shrinking my clothes.”

“No, sweetie, that was the fridge.”

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I don’t know about you, but I’ve thought about running away more as an adult that I ever did as a child.

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I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes 1,523 days in a row.

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The wife phones.

Husband: “Hi!”

Wife: “Hi! Did you clean the house?”

Husband: “Uhhโ€ฆYUP!”

Wife: “Okay, I’m coming home. Need anything?”

Husband: “Yes, about 2 hours.”

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I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

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(Husband) Now that I’m retired I finally have my very own Command Center!

(Wife) It looks like a lazy boy recliner, a TV remote and a half eaten bag of Cheetos on an end table to me!

(Husband) It’s a clandestine operation so don’t tell anyone!

(Wife) Don’t worry I won’t tell a soul! Just to clear things up though, is the arm chair law practice and the sports announcing gig a secret too?

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There we have it for today everyone! I hope you all have a wonderful week ahead and God bless!

Steve and Muffin.

ยฉ2022 Steve McLeod.

20 Comments on “Fun With Grover. #7

  1. Always love the Grover sayingsโ—๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜ปโ˜•๏ธโ˜•๏ธ

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    • That’s true, but they are fun sometimes! Glad you enjoyed them Ribana and thank you! Muffin and I are hanging in there. Have a great week too Ribana!๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜ป๐ŸŒž

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