Hi everyone and welcome back to our Monday fun time to begin your week! I hope Grover was busy finding some good humor to share with us today, so time to see what he has…
“Darling, I think the new dryer is shrinking my clothes.”
“No, sweetie, that was the fridge.”
I don’t know about you, but I’ve thought about running away more as an adult that I ever did as a child.
I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes 1,523 days in a row.
The wife phones.
Wife: “Hi! Did you clean the house?”
Wife: “Okay, I’m coming home. Need anything?”
Husband: “Yes, about 2 hours.”
I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.
(Husband) Now that I’m retired I finally have my very own Command Center!
(Wife) It looks like a lazy boy recliner, a TV remote and a half eaten bag of Cheetos on an end table to me!
(Husband) It’s a clandestine operation so don’t tell anyone!
(Wife) Don’t worry I won’t tell a soul! Just to clear things up though, is the arm chair law practice and the sports announcing gig a secret too?
There we have it for today everyone! I hope you all have a wonderful week ahead and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
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