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Fun With Grover. #8
Hi everyone! Here we are with more fun from Grover to begin our week! So, let us check out what he has for us…
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Cat Rules of Hampering…
If one of your humans is engaged in some close activity and the other is
idle, stay with the busy one. This is called “helping,” otherwise known as
“hampering.” Following are the rules for “hampering”:
1. When supervising cooking, sit just behind the left heel of the cook. You
cannot be seen and thereby stand a better chance of being stepped on and
then picked up and comforted. It’s even funnier when they try to avoid
stepping on you and fall into a counter or table.
2. For book readers, get in close under the chin, between eyes and book,
unless you can lie across the book itself.
3. For paperwork, lie on the work in the most appropriate manner so as to
obscure as much of the work or at least the most important part. Pretend to
doze, but every so often reach out and slap the pencil or pen. The worker
may try to distract you – ignore it. Remember, the aim is to hamper work.
4. When a human is holding something in front of him/her for reading, be
sure to jump on the back of the reading material or tablet.
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I don’t mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food supply in 3 hours
and 20 minutes.
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The English Language is weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought though.
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Everyone can bring joy — some by arriving, others by leaving.
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Actually, Muffin suggested the humor for today, at least part of it anyway. I think she has a much longer list though. But she will not tell me for some reason. Oh well. Have a great day everyone and God bless!
Steve, Muffin and Grover who is on vacation this week.
©2022 Steve McLeod.
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Glad you enjoyed them Sheree!😂😹
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Great Hampering tips Muffin!!😉😁😊😂😂 I am especially fond of the left heel 👠 one myself!!😉😉😂😂😂
You help Steve have a great day!!😊😊😸😻
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Meow,meow!=Thank you human Dusty person! Have lots more tips for cats too, maybe share more another time! Too hot to have great day, except great sleeping day!😹😂😹😂😹😂😹
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You stay cool and cute 😍 ☺️ 😉
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Meow,meow.=Too hot for cool, maybe nighttime now be cool. Maybe storm too. Not nice weather for little me.😾
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You sleep right under Steve’s nose where it’s nice and breezy😉😊😁😂😂😂
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Meow,meow.=Don’t forget read today chapter!😻😺
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Will do!😉😁😊
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The cat rules of hampering capture feline psychology in a nutshell. I was expecting something about laying in a basket of laundry, though, lol.
Good job on the diet, too.
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Muffin has more ideas yet, perhaps she will share them in the future too, she likes to try them on me first!😂😹
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Glad you enjoyed them Rossana!😂😹
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Oh Muffin, I hope that you are never incahoots with Mac n’ Cheese & Velcro or the hampering list would be much longer! They are skilled at bed making, putting away laundry, carrying in groceries and closing doors!
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Meow,meow!=Oooh, sound like fun things! I have much longer list, might share more some day.😹😹
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I loved the Grover one and the arriving and leaving ! 😂😂😂
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So glad that you enjoyed them!😂😹
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Ha ha … 😂😂😂I don’t mean to brag either 🤪 i finished a week ful of evening snack in 5 mins 🤣🤣. Loved all of it.. enjoyed,🥰🥰
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Way to go Simon!😁😁
Glad you enjoyed these!😂😂😹😹
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My throat is the price I paid 🤣🤣 cant talk now 😂😂
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That can certainly happen!😂😂😹😹
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🙄😂😂
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Cute and sweet
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Thanks again Butterfly!😊😺🌞
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😅😅
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