Hi everyone! Here we are with more fun from Grover to begin our week! So, let us check out what he has for us…
Cat Rules of Hampering…
If one of your humans is engaged in some close activity and the other is
idle, stay with the busy one. This is called “helping,” otherwise known as
“hampering.” Following are the rules for “hampering”:
1. When supervising cooking, sit just behind the left heel of the cook. You
cannot be seen and thereby stand a better chance of being stepped on and
then picked up and comforted. It’s even funnier when they try to avoid
stepping on you and fall into a counter or table.
2. For book readers, get in close under the chin, between eyes and book,
unless you can lie across the book itself.
3. For paperwork, lie on the work in the most appropriate manner so as to
obscure as much of the work or at least the most important part. Pretend to
doze, but every so often reach out and slap the pencil or pen. The worker
may try to distract you – ignore it. Remember, the aim is to hamper work.
4. When a human is holding something in front of him/her for reading, be
sure to jump on the back of the reading material or tablet.
I don’t mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food supply in 3 hours
and 20 minutes.
The English Language is weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought though.
Everyone can bring joy — some by arriving, others by leaving.
Actually, Muffin suggested the humor for today, at least part of it anyway. I think she has a much longer list though. But she will not tell me for some reason. Oh well. Have a great day everyone and God bless!
Steve, Muffin and Grover who is on vacation this week.
©2022 Steve McLeod.