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Fun With Grover. #9
Hello to all on this fun Monday morning! Well, I hope it will be once you read the selection of humor that Grover has for us today. So…here we go to check it out…
I cleaned the house today, so if you could stop living there, that’d be great.
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I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes 1,523 days in a row. Top that!
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A medical firm that had great success with the repair of arteries came up with a new slogan: “Our work is not in vein.”
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“You just go ahead,” the man in the shopping mall said to his wife. “While you’re shopping, I’ll browse in the hardware store.”
An hour later, she returned and saw him at the checkout counter. The clerk was ringing up the last of a pile of tools and supplies that would fill two wheelbarrows.
“Are you buying all this?” his wife asked incredulously.
“Well, yes,” he said, embarrassed. Then waving his arm toward the interior of the store, he added, “But look at all the stuff I’m leaving behind!”
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Realizing that their home just wasn’t big enough with the new baby in the house, Little Johnny’s parents discussed moving to a bigger one.
Little Johnny sat patiently listening to his parents, then piped in, “It’s no use. He’ll just follow us anyway.”
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I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines. He is a Singer song writer. Or sew it seams.
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Well, that is all for today everyone, Grover hopes you got a chuckle, laugh or at least a groan out of these to help begin your week. None of these were written by me. Have a great Monday and God bless!
Steve, Muffin and Grover.
©2022 Steve McLeod.
Steve`s Country 
So fun!!!😂😹
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Glad you enjoyed them Rossana!😂😹☕☕
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I think you were just trying to needle us with that last one.
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Did it work, did it work??😂😂😹😹
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Well, I sat in the haystack and got the point.
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Wow, I have heard of big pincushions before, but that tops them all!😮 But don’t you think it would be easier to keep the needles in the house?🤔😂😹
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Hahahaha! Good point. Why is the needle in the haystack in the first place?
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It is a strange place to keep it that’s for sure! I often wonder how that saying began. And what kind of needle? There are different kinds. I think of strange things sometimes. I wonder if it has to do with talking to squirrels?🤔😂😹
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Kinda makes you squirrelly, too? Hahahaha. No, it’s just a very weird saying.
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I can agree with that! Actually, guess I spend more time with chipmunks, does that make me chipper?😁😁
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🤣 or, like the religous order that drifted away and started worshipping Pringles and they became Chip Monks.
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Oh, nice one!😂😹
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😂😂😂 Love that Grover ! Keep them coming !
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So glad you enjoyed him again today!😂😹
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