Fun With Grover. #9

Hello to all on this fun Monday morning! Well, I hope it will be once you read the selection of humor that Grover has for us today. So…here we go to check it out…

I cleaned the house today, so if you could stop living there, that’d be great.

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I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes 1,523 days in a row. Top that!

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A medical firm that had great success with the repair of arteries came up with a new slogan: “Our work is not in vein.”

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“You just go ahead,” the man in the shopping mall said to his wife. “While you’re shopping, I’ll browse in the hardware store.”

An hour later, she returned and saw him at the checkout counter. The clerk was ringing up the last of a pile of tools and supplies that would fill two wheelbarrows.

“Are you buying all this?” his wife asked incredulously.

“Well, yes,” he said, embarrassed. Then waving his arm toward the interior of the store, he added, “But look at all the stuff I’m leaving behind!”

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Realizing that their home just wasn’t big enough with the new baby in the house, Little Johnny’s parents discussed moving to a bigger one.

Little Johnny sat patiently listening to his parents, then piped in, “It’s no use. He’ll just follow us anyway.”

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I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines. He is a Singer song writer. Or sew it seams.

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Well, that is all for today everyone, Grover hopes you got a chuckle, laugh or at least a groan out of these to help begin your week. None of these were written by me. Have a great Monday and God bless!

Steve, Muffin and Grover.

ยฉ2022 Steve McLeod.

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