For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi everyone! Welcome back to some fun and more fun with Grover to begin your Monday and your week! Let us see what he has for us today…
THIS TOWN IS SO SMALL…
…the city jail is called Amoeba, because it only has one cell.
…the New Year’s baby was born in October.
…Main Street is one block long and dead ends in both directions.
…Second Street is in the next town over.
…the ZIP code is a fraction.
…a “Night on the Town” takes only 11 minutes.
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I got a big envelope in the mail that had written on the front,
“Photographs: Do Not Bend.” Underneath the mailman wrote, “Oh, yes they do.”
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The Top Ten Dinner Dishes When Mom’s Away and Dad’s Cooking:
10. Hot dogs with just a hint of Tabasco.
9. “Kids eat free” night at the steak house.
8. Pizza.
7. Broiled bologna benedict on rye.
6. Back-of-the-fridge goulash (with lots of pepper).
5. Chips and salsa.
4. Cocoa Puff surprise.
3. Something old, something blue, something frozen, call it stew.
2. Cold pizza.
1. Whatever’s cooking at Grandma’s.
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Bringing my dog named SHARK to the beach yesterday was probably not the best idea.
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Well, there we have it for today everyone, Grover hopes you were able to get a chuckle or two from his selection. Have a great Monday and God bless!
Steve, Muffin and Grover.
Β©2022 Steve McLeod
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Grover is happy you enjoyed his selection!ππΉ
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Tell Grover I appreciate his regular boost of humour
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He was so happy to hear that Sheree!
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Thank you for a good giggle Steve! Poor SHARK πΆπ Have a lovely week you two! π»π
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My pleasure! I can just imagine calling Shark loudly just once!ππΉ Thank you Ribana, I hope you have a great week as well!ππ»π
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I love the Amoeba one! ππΉ
MenΓΉ when mom’s away and dad’s cooking: Faccio-io cooks piadina! So true!π ππΉ
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Happy you got a chuckle Rossana!π
My dad would usually order take out of some kind! He was not a cook at all!ππΉ
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Always a pleasure, Grover.
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Grover thanks you for reading!
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Grover still wins out ! πππ thanks for the jokes and coffee ! ππ»βοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈ
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He does come up with a good selection of jokes!ππΉ Have a nice evening!ππ»π
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I liked the jail joke… π
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Glad you got a chuckle today Jim!π
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My cousin’s town in Kansas was so small, they had “Welcome” and “Come Again” on the same sign! π
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Very good!ππΉ
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My town was so small the power plant was a Sears Diehard Battery.
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I like that one!!ππΉ
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Happy Tuesday Steve π
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Thank you Saania! Have a wonderful day!ππΊββ
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Love it
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Grover thanks you for reading!
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Grackles are like that πππ¦
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This one is anyway.ππ
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Grover is glad you enjoyed it Stu!ππΉ
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