Steve`s Country
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Fun With Grover! #14
Good morning and Happy Monday everyone! Well, it is time for a bit more humor with chuckles and groans from our favorite funny bird, Grover! And here is his selection for this Monday morning…
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell “crocodile?”
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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TEACHER: Name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have 10 years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with “I.”
MILLIE: I is…
TEACHER: No, Millie. Always say, “I am.”
MILLIE: All right. “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Well, there we have our back to school selection of humor, we all hope you enjoyed it. Have a great day, keep smiling and God bless!
Steve, Muffin and Grover.
ÂĐ2022 Steve McLeod.
Steve`s Country 
As always thanks for the good laugh Steve! ðĪĢð wish you both a wonderful week ahead! ðŧâïļ
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So glad you enjoyed this Ribana and thank you so much! It has been cold, rainy day and I have not been well, I spent much of the day in bed with too much pain. But a wonderful comment brings joy!ððŧðââ
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Iâm so sorry Steve that youâre unwell! Why the pain? What happened? Please take care! ðŧðŧ
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Well, the pain is part of my ongoing health problems due to having had polio. But sometimes it gets very bad, so bad that I have to spend most of my time in bed, its just too hard to walk around. I think the problem was lifting something over my limit, though it didn’t seem to bother me at the time, but I’m sure that was it. Thanks Ribana!
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Grover continues to be an inspiration ! ðð ððŧâïļâïļâïļâïļ
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He does have a way with words, and humor!ððđââð
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I think George’s father was a very wise man!!ðð
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I would tend to agree with that!ððđ
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That’s where George got all of his smarts!!ðð
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And here I thought it was because he went to school.ðĪððđ
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Well decision making smarts would be a better way of saying it!!ðð
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Sounds better anyway!
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He got it from somewhere!!ððð
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Glad you enjoyed these today!ððđ
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Glad you enjoyed it!ððđ
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I like Winnie’s attitude!
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Very good point!
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Glad you enjoyed these!ððđ
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I like the crocodile one; I’ll have to keep that in mind next time I have to spell a word I’m not familiar with!
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I wish I had thought of that when I was in school. But, I may have gotten in trouble for it!
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I’m sure I would have as well…
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ððð totally rocked ðĪĢ Hilarious Teacher jokes ðĪŠ. Been missing the reading for a while I was down with fever now I’m feeling good to reading ðĪ
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Sorry to hear you were not well Simon,ðē but glad you are feeling better now!ððŧ Also happy you enjoyed the jokes!ððđ
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