Fun With Grover! #14

Good morning and Happy Monday everyone! Well, it is time for a bit more humor with chuckles and groans from our favorite funny bird, Grover! And here is his selection for this Monday morning…

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell “crocodile?”
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

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TEACHER: Name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have 10 years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with “I.”
MILLIE: I is…
TEACHER: No, Millie. Always say, “I am.”
MILLIE: All right. “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.” 

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

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Well, there we have our back to school selection of humor, we all hope you enjoyed it. Have a great day, keep smiling and God bless!

Steve, Muffin and Grover.

Β©2022 Steve McLeod.

26 Comments on “Fun With Grover! #14

    • So glad you enjoyed this Ribana and thank you so much! It has been cold, rainy day and I have not been well, I spent much of the day in bed with too much pain. But a wonderful comment brings joy!πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜»πŸŒ›β˜”β˜”

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      • Well, the pain is part of my ongoing health problems due to having had polio. But sometimes it gets very bad, so bad that I have to spend most of my time in bed, its just too hard to walk around. I think the problem was lifting something over my limit, though it didn’t seem to bother me at the time, but I’m sure that was it. Thanks Ribana!

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  1. Grover continues to be an inspiration ! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ™‚πŸ˜»β˜•οΈβ˜•οΈβ˜•οΈβ˜•οΈ

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  2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ totally rocked 🀣 Hilarious Teacher jokes πŸ€ͺ. Been missing the reading for a while I was down with fever now I’m feeling good to reading πŸ€—

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