Fun With Grover. #15

Good morning everyone and Happy Monday! And here we are, another week gone by and Grover is back with some more fun to share with us. So, let us check and see if he can give us a laugh or two…

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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to. My Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it’s the same dog.

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Not in jail. Not in a mental hospital. Not in a grave. Yeah, I am having a good day.

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The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

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He had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

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The road to success has so many tempting parking spaces.

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What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? Synonym rolls.

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My wife asked me to take her to one of those restaurants where they make food right in front of you. I took her to Subway.

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LAZY is such an ugly word. I prefer SELECTIVE PARTICIPATION.

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Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit send.

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Well, there it is for this Monday morning, hopefully you found something to make you giggle, chuckle or roar! Have a great day, keep smiling and God Bless!

Steve, Muffin and Grover.

Β©2022 Steve McLeod.

23 Comments on “Fun With Grover. #15

  1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Grover you are the best ! Great jokes today ! β˜•οΈβ˜•οΈπŸ™‚πŸ˜»β˜•οΈβ˜•οΈ

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  2. thanks for the laughs! my favorites were the teacher, Phil, the road to success, and selective participation.

    and I can certainly relate to the proofreading one… πŸ™‚

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  3. Sounds exactly like Simon 🀣🀣🀣🀣LOL πŸ˜‚ the proofreading that exactly happened to me everytime I send an e-mail πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜œ totally enjoyed all of it πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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