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Fun With Grover. #15
Good morning everyone and Happy Monday! And here we are, another week gone by and Grover is back with some more fun to share with us. So, let us check and see if he can give us a laugh or two…
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to. My Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it’s the same dog.
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Not in jail. Not in a mental hospital. Not in a grave. Yeah, I am having a good day.
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The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
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He had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
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The road to success has so many tempting parking spaces.
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What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? Synonym rolls.
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My wife asked me to take her to one of those restaurants where they make food right in front of you. I took her to Subway.
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LAZY is such an ugly word. I prefer SELECTIVE PARTICIPATION.
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Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit send.
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Well, there it is for this Monday morning, hopefully you found something to make you giggle, chuckle or roar! Have a great day, keep smiling and God Bless!
Steve, Muffin and Grover.
©2022 Steve McLeod.
Steve`s Country 
😂 particularly the first one
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So glad you enjoyed a chuckle Sheree!😂😹
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Oh Grover….you found some real gems 💎 this week.
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Grover truly thanks you!😂😹
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😂😂😂 Grover you are the best ! Great jokes today ! ☕️☕️🙂😻☕️☕️
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Grover sends his thanks, he is happy you enjoyed his jokes today!😂😹
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thanks for the laughs! my favorites were the teacher, Phil, the road to success, and selective participation.
and I can certainly relate to the proofreading one… 🙂
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So happy you enjoyed today’s jokes Jim! Always nice to begin the week with a laugh or a smile!😂😹
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it is the perfect way to begin the week!
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Thank you so much!
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👍
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😂😹
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Grover thanks you and is happy you enjoyed his humor today!😂😹
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I do my proofreading the same way,lol.
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Must admit, so do I!😂😹
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Sounds exactly like Simon 🤣🤣🤣🤣LOL 😂 the proofreading that exactly happened to me everytime I send an e-mail 🤣😂🤣😜 totally enjoyed all of it 🤣😂
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So happy you enjoyed this week’s selection of fun and funny!😂😂😹😹
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The last one suits me the best 😅
Hope you are doing well Sir Steve.
Blessings to you.
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I think that happens a lot Saba!😂😹 Yes, doing okay, thank you Saba. Much blessing to you as well. I hope you are well these days.😊😻🍂🍁
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Good to know you are fine.
I too am well.
Take care Sir Steve 😊😸😺
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Good to hear Saba, have a wonderful week!😊😻
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You too Sir Steve 😸😺😍😻
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😊😻
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