Steve`s Country
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Fun With Grover! #18
Good morning and Happy Monday to everyone! Another week and another fun time with Grover! Hopefully he has come up with something good and humorous for us again, so, time to take a look…
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John went to a psychiatrist: “I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed, I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.”
“Just put yourself in my hands for one year,” said the psychiatrist. “Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”
“How much do you charge?” John asked warily.
“Each visit is $300,” replied the doctor.
“Well, I’ll sleep on it.”
Six months later the doctor bumped into John on the street: “Why didn’t you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?”
“Well, three hundred bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A friend at work cured me for nothing. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought myself a new pickup!”
“Is that so?! And how, may I ask, did your friend cure you?”
“He told me to cut the legs off the bed!”
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For the first time in many years, an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. Handing the attendant $10, he couldn’t help but comment, “The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents.”
“Well, sir,” the attendant replied with a grin, “You’re really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now.”
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It’s probably my age that tricks people into thinking I’m an adult.
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And there we have it for today folks, Grover appreciates the fact you check him out each week. Have a wonderful Monday and God bless!
Steve, Muffin and Grover.
©2022 Steve McLeod.
Steve`s Country 
What a wise friend ☺️ Thanks for the giggles Steve! Wish you both a wonderful week ahead! 😻😉
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My pleasure, glad you enjoyed them! I hope you also have a great week Ribana! Keeping smiling!😊😻☕☕🍂🍁
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But Grover, people always think that I’m a teenager because of my looks 😂
Hope Sir Steve, your doing well. Stay blissful and healthy😸😊😺🌱
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That happened to me too when I was in my 20s, people would always ask me about still being in high school!😂😹
I am having a tough day with pain, but still enjoying the day! Thank you Saba, I do hope you are well and having a great day too!😊😻☕☕🍂🍁
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Please take care of yourself Sir Steve.
May things get easier for you.
Am fine, Alhamdulillah ❤
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Thank you so much Saba!😊😻🍂🍁
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My pleasure 😊😸🌱
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😂😹 Grover thanks you for reading and enjoying his post!
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😂😂😂 Grover still the best ! ❗️
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Must be his jokes!😂😹
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Solutions are so simple at times 😂😹
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Yes, that is so true!😂😹
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They have sound at the movies now‽‽‽
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Not only that, but the pictures move now too!
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Wow! My mother-in-law told me about being a young girl and seeing the Wizard of Oz for the first time at the theater. She said they were awestruck when the scene changed to color. She had never seen anything like it before.
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That would be something, seeing it for the first time! When I was a kid we just had a black and white TV. When I went to a friends and saw their color TV I couldn’t believe it!
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I know, me too.
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